Michael Jackson = Dead
June 27, 2009 at 03:19 pm
So on Thursday afternoon, Farrah Fawcett passed away. As Farrah approached the heavenly gates, God decided to grant her one wish for being such a philanthropist and lover of life while she was on Earth.
God said, "Farrah my child, what would you like?"
Farrah thoughtfully pondered the question and replied, "I want all the children on Earth to be safe."In case you haven't heard,
Michael Jackson is dead. If you didn't know this, then the joke probably wasn't so funny. But what IS funny? Fred Durst's twitter tribute to MJ:
El terrible.
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox 360? Nothing. They both come in black and white and both can be turned on by children.
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Perez Hilton gets owned
June 23, 2009 at 09:50 pm
Yes, I hate a lot of people; but near the top of my list is anyone that says 'shocking things' for a laugh (Howard Stern? That fat chick on Comedy Central who talks about fucking niggers?) This also includes blogger Perez Hilton who regularly calls people faggot (cause he's gay, get it? HAHAHA) to entice some cheap laughs from the idiots that read his website.
Unfortunately for him, it's not just 300 pound fag hags and other homosexuals that visit the page. It also includes celebrities and pissed off band managers. One of these pissed off band managers, Polo Molina from the Black Eyed Peas, decided he was sick of it and
slugged Perez in the face at a party.
That makes me smile to no end.. but not nearly as much as his overly dramatic tweet:
How about a picture of him crying in makeup? Hilarious, right?
He kind of reminds me of
fris.
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Well then
April 30, 2009 at 11:59 pm
When this guy says he was abused by a child, I'm guessing he meant swirlies and purple nurples..
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Spung Rules
April 03, 2009 at 04:52 pm
April 02, 2009?
April 02, 2009 at 01:05 am
I'd like to introduce you all to the wonder of Scientology
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Kim Kardashian is gross
March 25, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Almost every celebrity gets their photos 'retouched' nowadays before they are published in any magazines.
Kim Kardashian is a perfect example of this and thanks to a mistake by Complex magazine (they uploaded the wrong image), we now get to see the before/after photos.
Talk about a huge change. They gave her a tummy tuck, lightened her skin, removed her blemishes, and got rid of the gross cottage cheese covering her legs. Ew.
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RLY BATMAN?
March 24, 2009 at 10:36 pm
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