The Dark Womanbeater
July 22, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Christian Bale is the man. No, I'm not saying that because I just saw The Dark Knight. Even better, I just
read about him supposedly beating up his 61 yr old mom and 40 yr old sister (side note: his mom had his sister when she was 21? what a skank!)
The actor Christian Bale, 34, was arrested on Sunday night after his mother and sister reported him to police for an alleged assault. His mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, are said to have gone to a police station in Hampshire to make the claim, which was subsequently referred to the Metropolitan police.
What a badass. It takes a real man to stop fighting crime and start fighting relatives.
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
July 20, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I was debating on opening this post with a picture of some girl pretending to lick a thong. Then I remembered that Eluid's audience is much more mature than that and they would enjoy this geekgasm much more than the lingerie. Without further adieu, here is the movie trailer for Watchmen:
Here is an HD version.
If you're one of the few Internet nerds that hasn't heard of Watchmen, check out the thong picture instead:
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OH FUCK YEAH!
July 15, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Not to knock the almost-kiddie porn down the page a little, but I just had to share these videos.
I'll be the first to admit... I like video games. Nothing like unleashing a little holy terror on a bunch of 13-year-olds (Who are probably too young to even be playing the carnage-filled game to begin with) to relieve a little stress from the work day. More so than jacking off has ever done (Which either means I REALLY like video games, or I'm just masturbating incorrectly).
I'm going to prattle here for a minute, but bear with me. I'm leaving a couple of goodies at the end of the post.
I just wanted to take a moment to ask why in-game chat has become the "l33t sp34k" for video gaming? It's become another form of internet shorthand (i.e. A way for people to communicate who are too fucking lazy to communicate properly). Call me conceited, but when I call a 13-year-old a raging case of Donovanosis that just so happened to form arms, legs, and a head; and that 13-year-old counters with "Fag!"... it doesn't make me angry. It makes me sad. Am I the only one who thinks there's a certain poetry to knocking somebody a peg or two down while invoking polysyllabic wizardry to do my bidding? Or am I really just a fag?
I think the ultimate point I'm trying to make is... Nobody likes an asshole on the internet. But they all respect an intelligent asshole. And the next person to say "LOL" out loud is going to get raped by a pack of razor-dicked monkeys.
Okay... enough of this, "blah blah blah words blah blah!" and on with the goodness. I will surely be flexing my arsenal of razor-sharp insults while playing this in November.
And if these videos give you a boner... it's okay. It's natural. And that taste at the back of your throat? That's the taste of some 13-year-old's esophagus... ripe for the tearing.
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Hax0rz strike again
July 14, 2008 at 06:18 pm
GIBSONS BEEN HACKEDDDD
The latest celebrity to get their e-mail hacked is Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana. To be honest, she didn't need to get hacked for people to realize she acts like just another teenage skank (remember
these pictures?)
I guess this is just more evidence, eh? Yep, nothing like wet t-shirt pictures of a teen celebrity.
I give it 4 more months until a video of The Jonas Brothers gangbanging Miley Cyrus hits the Internet.
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British people finally do something funny
July 06, 2008 at 09:57 am
Sure, British people may have created The Office but Americans made it funny. Besides
Peep Show (and
The IT Crowd), they kind of suck when it comes to
funny things except for what they did at Wimbledon the other day. Apparently a couple of those taxation-without-representation fellows have these tight 'skin masks' that they wear out in public to either hide their identity or freak people the fuck out.
These things are absolutely hilarious.. and terrifying. I want one; if anybody finds somewhere to purchase these awesome things, let me know.
Congrats British people, you're having the best week ever!
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You know the rules, and so do I
July 03, 2008 at 09:24 am
Cleaning my Desktop
July 01, 2008 at 06:44 pm
I grabbed these images a while ago and was going to throw them into random posts but I never found the chance. Now I'm posting them for no reason other than to clean off my desktop. Enjoy!
Ah, bouncing titties. Nice.
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Mini-Me Sextape
June 27, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Well then.. Mr. Verne Troyer (yes, he of midget Austin Powers fame) has a sextape out. The whole thing hasn't leaked yet but
here is a SFW portion of it where he sticks his tongue down the throat of some skank.
I won't lie by saying I'm not extremely intrigued to see how big his thing is.
Also, imagine being the girl he plowed? Rough.
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UPDATE: Apparently the girl he stuck his 'mini-me' (I know, not very clever) in is aspiring model
Ranae Shrider. Rather than do something useful with her life, she took the
Kim Kardashian route to fame. How long until E offers her a reality TV show?
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