Oh Ashlee, Do Me.
December 31, 2004 at 03:40 pm
Sweet.
December 30, 2004 at 03:59 pm
Angry Asians!
December 29, 2004 at 07:51 pm
Waves!
December 27, 2004 at 06:04 pm
Christmas
December 25, 2004 at 05:45 pm
1st Day Of Christmas
December 24, 2004 at 06:45 pm
Fisting Firemen Nine
December 23, 2004 at 02:55 pm
What up bitches, it's John, from
jiglet.net. have you ever taken an enormous dump, only to realize there was no toilet paper left, and after searching the house high and low for something to wipe your ass with (tissues, paper towels, etc) but to no avail, driven to the store with shit in between your cheeks to buy a new roll? I have. Anyway... Prence was making fun of the fact that I hang out with 12 year olds outside of convenience stores and smoke cigarettes with them, so I decided I wasn't gonna take it anymore, and I fucking hacked
the shit out of his site... Yeah, that's right, he has no idea I'm doing this right now.
If you needed some 5-MEO-DMT, earlier this year
American Chemical Supply would have been a great place to do some shopping. Unfortunately, the DEA took a shit on the website, and not only did they shut it down, they slapped a big old American flag on there!
All I really want for Chistmas (fuck non-denominational holidays) are some
sweet skills... Even
pooping skills would be nice... Check out #4, I think it's
my favorite.
I think what Prence was trying to do with this "12 days of Christmas" thing was to more or less give the visitors a 'gift' everyday. So uhh...
Here's your gift. Yes, click, it's boobs... Oh yeah, and while on the topic of pr0n, you know what I'm tired of? These fucking teen porn sites claiming to have
REAL TEENS have just gotten old, and to be honest, I think it's time for some
fake teens. That link isn't really worth going to, I just thought it was funny that the domain actually existed, same type of deal with
explodingcunts.com. Oh man, I love the internet... Okay, here's 20 random images for your viewing pleasure:
And to finish things up here...
Here is a jolly Christmas tune for the whole family - A stunning rendition of "Santa Clause is Coming", from CKY2K.
Eat a dick, and have a happy new year!
8 comments
WTF
December 23, 2004 at 12:58 am
3rd Day Of Christmas
December 22, 2004 at 10:03 pm
4th Day Of Christmas
December 21, 2004 at 08:31 pm
5th Day Of Christmas
December 20, 2004 at 08:14 pm
6th Day Of Christmas
December 19, 2004 at 07:50 pm
7th Day Of Christmas
December 18, 2004 at 12:55 pm
8th Day Of Christmas
December 17, 2004 at 06:39 pm
What the fuck.
December 17, 2004 at 05:28 pm
9th Day Of Christmas
December 16, 2004 at 10:24 pm
10th Day Of Christmas
December 15, 2004 at 07:58 pm
11th Day Of Christmas
December 14, 2004 at 08:42 pm
12th Day Of Christmas
December 13, 2004 at 09:25 pm
Rest In Pieces Lea De Mae
December 11, 2004 at 10:01 pm
Wal-Mart sued over 'Fuck' and 'Ass'
December 11, 2004 at 03:15 pm
Denny Neagle's Whore
December 07, 2004 at 04:07 pm
We've been h4x0r3d!
December 02, 2004 at 11:13 pm
Greatest Prank this Century?
November 30, 2004 at 08:41 pm
Monthly Media Post
November 30, 2004 at 01:39 pm
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 25, 2004 at 02:40 am
I got 99 problems, but finding a hot CD ain't one
November 24, 2004 at 06:16 am
glad to see my tax dollars hard at work
November 22, 2004 at 01:05 pm
November 21, 2004 at 06:21 pm
Pacers Vs. Pistons fans
November 20, 2004 at 05:13 pm
Wake me up when November ends
November 17, 2004 at 03:26 pm
I'm at a loss for words so I'll just remind everyone that the foolproof equation of '
Tits plus Eluid equals <3' is still in effect and shall be in effect until the end of time:
Or, if you don't have tits and want to be elite like
Matttt, you can just make an Eluid related cell phone theme:
See? It doesn't matter what you do, or where you are, Eluid 4 Lyfe!
Anyways, I've got a few other tiny stupid things to share:
www.brea.st,
dog toy or marital aid,
xmas special gift,
cooking with cum,
no fat chicks allowed on the elevator,
only ugly girls ride the subway,
stop prisoner rape,
fetus soup.
9 comments
O.D.B. is D.O.A.
November 13, 2004 at 09:02 pm
It's Gorgeous
November 11, 2004 at 10:26 pm
Holy iPod's Batman!
November 09, 2004 at 05:25 pm
Tara's Tittays
November 09, 2004 at 12:04 am
"Glassjaw Shattered"
November 08, 2004 at 06:33 pm
Hicks or Hickies?
November 07, 2004 at 11:37 pm
Gorgeous!
November 07, 2004 at 04:04 pm
Music Videos That Deserve To Be Seen
November 04, 2004 at 11:44 pm
Bush in '04!
November 03, 2004 at 11:09 pm
It's almost voting day, so vote for prence
November 01, 2004 at 12:32 pm
Red Sox Parade
October 30, 2004 at 09:39 pm
Happy Halloween!
October 30, 2004 at 08:33 pm
Hobbits do exist!
October 30, 2004 at 03:03 am
SOX WIN!@#
October 27, 2004 at 11:23 pm
Ashlee 'Lip-Synch' Simpson
October 25, 2004 at 12:34 pm
Like they're eating a turkey leg
October 24, 2004 at 02:17 pm
Vaporizor 2
October 22, 2004 at 10:24 pm
WWJD.. for WSTIX
October 22, 2004 at 05:49 pm
Your 2004 American League Champions, the Boston Red Sox!
October 21, 2004 at 09:44 pm
Vaporizor
October 15, 2004 at 04:00 pm
EluidSpace.. coming soon!
October 13, 2004 at 06:48 pm
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
October 13, 2004 at 02:53 am
Red Sox Win, Red Sox Win, Red Sox Win!
October 09, 2004 at 01:09 pm
Diamonds are forever.
October 06, 2004 at 11:52 pm
R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield
October 05, 2004 at 10:36 pm
Become a worldwide druglord
October 05, 2004 at 04:49 pm
MLB Playoff time!@#
October 05, 2004 at 03:02 pm
Mount St. Helens goes boom!
October 01, 2004 at 08:03 pm
Your Brain On Drugs
September 26, 2004 at 09:34 am
Eminizzle!
September 25, 2004 at 06:10 pm
MJ Molestation?
September 17, 2004 at 05:16 pm
Video fansign?
September 17, 2004 at 01:36 am
Tigger 'fondled my breast'
September 16, 2004 at 03:34 pm
Dotmove!
September 16, 2004 at 12:47 pm
The 5 Commandments of Poon
September 13, 2004 at 12:38 pm
Nine / Eleven / Zero One
September 13, 2004 at 09:54 am
Norwegian CS nerds playing D3
September 12, 2004 at 07:44 pm
What the fuck?!
September 11, 2004 at 12:03 am
Racial jokes are LOL ROFL OMG LMAO
September 06, 2004 at 12:19 am
Hurricane Frances Downgraded
September 05, 2004 at 06:21 pm
Boring Updates
September 05, 2004 at 11:33 am
Damn the communists!
September 03, 2004 at 04:57 pm
Kobe raped my grandmother
September 02, 2004 at 10:47 am
Mission Not Accomplished
September 01, 2004 at 08:08 pm
Dump her in a proper manner
September 01, 2004 at 12:57 am
Spam by Trickery
August 29, 2004 at 01:56 pm
Clerks.. 2?
August 28, 2004 at 11:46 pm
Hoeeeeeeeeees!
August 28, 2004 at 10:54 pm
Dream Team my ass!
August 27, 2004 at 04:26 pm
Daddy touched me.
August 26, 2004 at 12:02 am
G-String Magic!
August 25, 2004 at 12:54 pm
Straylight Run.. and fuck Dane Cook
August 24, 2004 at 02:57 am
Air America would never lose it, bitch
August 23, 2004 at 04:14 pm
Defcon Sluts: Chapter 1
August 21, 2004 at 02:56 am
Free iPod?
August 20, 2004 at 12:42 pm
Why, oh why?
August 19, 2004 at 11:13 am
You snort some K, and I'll snort some K honey!
August 19, 2004 at 01:56 am
Thursday breakup?
August 16, 2004 at 12:25 pm
MMORPG?
August 12, 2004 at 11:30 pm
It's a God damn Jewish conspiracy!
August 09, 2004 at 01:29 am
I know you want teh n00dz
August 07, 2004 at 05:02 pm
Dirty and retro.
August 07, 2004 at 12:32 pm
Super Dead Freak
August 06, 2004 at 02:42 pm
Save a Virgin, Burn a Bible
August 05, 2004 at 12:32 pm
IRC: It's for white people
August 05, 2004 at 04:29 am
Naughty, naughty celebs!
August 04, 2004 at 02:02 am
Gansta Midgets
August 02, 2004 at 08:58 am
Asian Thug Lyfe!
August 01, 2004 at 11:06 am
Steven Seagal's CD?
August 01, 2004 at 02:38 am
Nomar Traded
July 31, 2004 at 04:37 pm
Poor Donnie Darko
July 30, 2004 at 02:23 am
Forums and Music!
July 29, 2004 at 11:01 pm
Ketchup, Catsup, or Catch Up?
July 27, 2004 at 12:51 am
Back like a wetback
July 26, 2004 at 09:23 am
Don't call it a comeback
July 26, 2004 at 02:53 am
hmmm
January 10, 2004 at 04:24 pm
Happy Birthday Astridas!~@##!@`
January 10, 2004 at 12:03 am
Not suitable to be viewed by ANYONE
January 06, 2004 at 05:03 pm
Watch these
January 05, 2004 at 05:20 pm
I smell like tuna fish :(
January 01, 2004 at 02:23 am