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New Bitch on the Block...

February 21, 2005 at 08:10 pm

24 comments

Categories: General

In 48 words by bunksteve - 355 views

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February 21, 2005 at 08:47 pm

FUCK YOU MIDGET!

ehsucks ·

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February 21, 2005 at 08:48 pm

God damn midgets..

prence ·

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February 21, 2005 at 08:48 pm

LOL @ EHSUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xlp ·

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February 21, 2005 at 08:55 pm

Did you know if you kick a midget in the balls he turns into eight tiny squirrels and runs off into the forest!

Midget ·

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February 21, 2005 at 09:02 pm

Bahaha fuck you, I don't know. Just because he's gay doesn't mean I love dwarf cock too.

prence ·

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February 21, 2005 at 09:26 pm

Oddly enough, I have a gay Canadian midget friend. He tries to smother mayonnaise on my cock, and I kick him in the fucking teeth. It's like a love-hate sort of relationship I guess.

bunksteve ·

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February 21, 2005 at 09:53 pm

What?

literate ·

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February 21, 2005 at 11:21 pm

Don't make me start a "stop bunksteve from posting on eluid" petition. i will- you just watch me.

DR ·

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February 22, 2005 at 01:12 am

Also did you know that if you put a midget in a hot bath he makes sleepy time tea!! THANKS MR. SCOOPS!!!

Midget ·

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February 22, 2005 at 01:17 am

You guys don't know me very well if you think a hatred petition will work. Instead it will make me stop posting until the end of eternity just so bunksteve can fill eluid with midgets giggling. God dammit, I love giggling cumming midgets.

prence ·

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February 22, 2005 at 02:08 am

And giggling cumming midgets are only the tip of the iceberg my friend.... Actually, that's not true. Unfortunately I think I've reached my peak already. The petition won't be necessary.

bunksteve ·

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February 22, 2005 at 02:23 am

How is it steve gets to post and I don't? I hate you steve. I genuinely do.

sp0ar ·

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February 22, 2005 at 10:29 am

Dammit sp0ar, we went over this!

prence ·

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February 22, 2005 at 11:23 am

HAHAHAHAHA, oh man, you're so fit for Eluid.

mizi ·

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February 22, 2005 at 12:02 pm

Thanks mizi. oh... and sp0ar... if you want to post, you have to perform oral sex on prence. At least... That's what he made me do.

bunksteve ·

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February 22, 2005 at 07:17 pm

fuck you steve!

sp0ar ·

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February 22, 2005 at 08:39 pm

Eluid.org gets me hard so easily nowadays!

roadie ·

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February 22, 2005 at 09:52 pm

You can try fucking me, sp0ar... But I don't think that will help you much. ;)

bunksteve ·

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February 23, 2005 at 12:54 am

Haha, so much hate! You guys should have read the articles bunksteve was posting on his old site, a lot of it was complete and utterly hilarity and I'm sure he'll evolve back into that here once he gets into the swing of how things go. In fact, I'll offer up my left testicle as a bargaining chip!

prence ·

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February 23, 2005 at 10:22 pm

Your left testicle, eh?
So we'll call you Prence the Uniballer ;)

Sharya ·

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February 24, 2005 at 12:10 pm

I love the fact that I was called an eluid wannabe. That cracks me up to no end, kind of like when I see a retarded kid trying to name all of the continents. Ohh, he tries so damn hard, and he wants to impress everybody by showing off how much smarter and more talented he is. He gets this egotistical air about him as he racks off North America, South America, Asia, Australia... And then trails off, his mind goes completely blank. His air of authority dissipates, and all that's left is an arrogant retard. You see, DR, what I'm trying to get at here is... I fucked your mother in the ass last night. And she was good. I was just concerned when she called your name out. *goes to sign your petition*

bunksteve ·