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Bad Dog....

February 24, 2005 at 12:25 pm

Categories: Entertainment

In 360 words by bunksteve - 409 views

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February 24, 2005 at 01:02 pm

Alright, what if I'm already eating the shit out of an old man's ass? Maybe next time you'll think about this before you give a suggestion.

eh ·

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February 24, 2005 at 02:12 pm

good lord shes fucking smoking..

muchoprops

prence ·

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February 24, 2005 at 02:56 pm

that pic is so old

ive seen it like a bagillion times

xlp ·

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February 24, 2005 at 02:56 pm

That's because you're a faggot pervert that does nothing but look at celeb and porn pictures all day :\

prence ·

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February 24, 2005 at 03:06 pm

Yeah, you fucking faggot per- Wait a minute. I had that site bookmarked. Fuck you, prence!

bunksteve ·

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February 24, 2005 at 06:15 pm

Hrm.. Where is the funny?

literate ·

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February 24, 2005 at 06:16 pm

I'd do her.

deep ·

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February 24, 2005 at 08:20 pm

literate doesn't like me... because I said she has a 15 year old's pussy. Why is it women never fall for that line?

bunksteve ·

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February 24, 2005 at 11:46 pm

i had a movie reviews section on my site. i took it down. you know why? well, i had an argument with a friend about a movie and realized that all my reviews were just my biased opinions. nobody wants to read what you think of a movie bunksteve, you have no experience. professional movie critics spend their careers watching and analyzing movies, where as your reviews depend on what mood you were in when you saw it. obviously you didn't get to have sex with your dead grandmother the day you saw the movie, so you don't like it. Shannon Elizabeth isn't exactly a bad actress either. what kind of fucking score is -24? god dammit prence, i fucking hate this piece of shit.

DR ·

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February 25, 2005 at 04:07 am

i agree with DR

anonymous ·

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February 25, 2005 at 06:41 am

Hey DR, you advertise your site as "biased." Idiot.

deep ·

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February 25, 2005 at 07:20 am

Professional movie critics suck as well. IMDB = My God.

prence ·

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February 25, 2005 at 07:40 am

a horror movie with no titties?!? wtf! this movie has got to suck.

vis ·

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February 25, 2005 at 11:09 am

Okay BunkSteve or whomever. Since nobody else will inform you, I will take the initiative to do so. Your posts are pretty damned gay. Stop wasting space on eluid.org and post some worthy shit. I'm not sure why Mike gives posting rights to non-humorous crackheads.

stream ·

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February 25, 2005 at 11:30 am

DR: If anybody takes my review seriously and bases whether or not to see a movie based on my "opinions" that is their fault. Apparently the fact that the review was completely satirical failed to cross through your mind, because you were too busy trying to make me feel stupid and jerking yourself off at the same time.

stream: It cracks me up that you can say that I'm wasting eluid's space with all one and half of my posts...

I'm sorry that you seem to have some big issue with me based off what little I've put up all ready. It's just so heartening to know that Eluid's readers are so open-minded.

Is it because I don't give you free porn?

bunksteve ·

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February 25, 2005 at 11:44 am

Oh... and as they say... one good turn deserves another.... http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/drnobreathe

bunksteve ·

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February 25, 2005 at 12:32 pm

HEY, YOU ARE BOTH DOUCHE BAGS. STFU AND MAKE WITH THE FUNNY SHIT NOW.

literate ·

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February 25, 2005 at 12:33 pm

literate... I heart you, you know? :)

bunksteve ·

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February 25, 2005 at 01:24 pm

I R TEH GOD OF COMMENTS AND TRUST ME ILL DO HER BY MIDNIGHT PEACE KNEEGROWS!

cybernaut ·

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February 25, 2005 at 04:45 pm

steve, i hope you get raped by rosanne.

DR ·

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February 25, 2005 at 05:25 pm

Barr or Arquette? Cuz' things could go either way with that one. :)

bunksteve ·

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March 02, 2005 at 10:48 pm

i would for sure

jake ·

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May 12, 2006 at 08:55 am

This is the coolest La Cocina.

darrell

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October 29, 2011 at 04:39 am

Wow, the colors are cool

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