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It's getting too easy

April 25, 2005 at 07:04 pm

Mizi cute

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Categories: General

In 529 words by smurf - 481 views

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April 25, 2005 at 08:34 pm

better luck next time slut. http://blackb0x3d.org/~meder/images/randoms/headshot.gif

-try that next time

d0gg ·

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April 25, 2005 at 09:01 pm

Haha, the only cool scene to come out of that Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake.

smurf ·

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April 25, 2005 at 09:43 pm

Wow, there seem to be a lot of fucking whiny-ass kids out there these days. Maybe suicide is the solution. Atleast the population will start to decline, which is always a good thing.
Internet, I hate you.

By the way, that 'attention whore' picture with Jason Newstend made me giggle.

roadie ·

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April 26, 2005 at 11:21 am

yeah she is kinda cute.. i like that one with the bottle...

dook ·

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April 26, 2005 at 12:31 pm

Dear Beth,
Start smoking some ganj.

Love,
mizi

mizi ·

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April 26, 2005 at 05:58 pm

last time i commited suicide my mommy got angry at me and i cryeded ;___((

kayd3e ·

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April 26, 2005 at 10:34 pm

With a brick, in the head. That is the only way.

DR ·

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April 27, 2005 at 12:00 am

I guess i should refer beth to my 101 ways to kill yourself guide so she doesnt fuck up this time.

Luny ·

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April 27, 2005 at 12:43 am

WTF? seriously... is this bitch mental? my god... get over it all... you're a stupid cunt, boohoo your father died, so what my dad died alittle over a month ago, nothing you can do about it, nothing i can do about it, you don't seem me writing a suicide note on my live journal (i dont have one, im not that homosexual) and then attempt to kill myself with tylenol, wtf seriously!

Jaysin ·

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April 27, 2005 at 12:48 am

haha, my niggle Jaysin tellin it like it is for all the true gangsterS.

smurf ·

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April 27, 2005 at 12:49 am

Alright guys, I didn't want to tell you this but I think my vagina is too tight! I mean when me and my boyfriend (lolz!) have sex it hurts a lot at first and he can't fit in all the way! OMG what am I gonna do?!

ehsucks ·

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April 27, 2005 at 04:12 am

your not supposed to have a 3 liter coke bottle already in there when attempting to have sex, take it out, it may help a little

kayd3e ·

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April 27, 2005 at 08:05 am

Vaginas get thirsty too.

ehsucks ·

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April 27, 2005 at 01:51 pm

alright then, fill er up sir!

kayd3e ·

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April 30, 2005 at 10:06 pm

Hold up, 830 isn't austin...512 is. I live in the 830 area code. Jesus, I hope I don't know this girl.

Stacy ·

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May 01, 2005 at 08:30 pm

Hey Stacy, 830 is around San Antonio, we should meet up and you should let me fuck you in the ass. :)

ehsucks ·

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May 07, 2005 at 12:35 pm

go here for the top ways to kill yourself, Maddox style.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

I love the phrase attention whore, I thought of the phrase myself years ago when some chick made up a rumor that she was pregnant so people would talk about her. It's great to see someone else who understands who really fucking stupid some people are.

For your own personal pleasure, my best friend broke up with his girlfriend over a year ago, and the bitch still won't stop talking about him to all her friends constantly. I hope she kills herself, and at least doesn't put up one of these fuckin stupid sites first.

Steve-O ·