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Hey Fuckers!

July 16, 2005 at 01:34 am

Keenan

34 comments

Categories: General

In 461 words by Jaysin - 497 views

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July 16, 2005 at 04:02 am

She's your g/f. YOU are the one with her. Why are you bitching?!

literate ·

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July 16, 2005 at 10:38 am

because I can bitch!

also like I said "Good news, shes gone soon! AHA!"

Jaysin ·

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July 16, 2005 at 05:01 pm

Wow, you sound like a dumbfuck.

Ah, and your post had way too many exclamation marks in it. Its a gay way to write!!!! OKay?!!!!!! AHA!!!!

Ash

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July 16, 2005 at 05:23 pm

gay

name. ·

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July 16, 2005 at 11:34 pm

Ash, I think you need to learn how to read, or tell what an exclamation point is.. because i only see like 4, and if thats alot for that big of a post, then you don't know how to show "EXCITEMENT!!"

Jaysin ·

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July 17, 2005 at 10:28 am

Choke A Bitch.

DR ·

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July 17, 2005 at 01:13 pm

haha, your post got eaten alive. WAY TO SUCK MR. E/N

smurf ·

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July 17, 2005 at 01:53 pm

Mr E/N? hahaha... thats funny

i'm Mr. Porn ;)

Jaysin ·

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July 17, 2005 at 04:02 pm

yeah- at least show pictures of her getting railed by smurf. or me, whatever.

DR ·

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July 17, 2005 at 05:48 pm

Ya, who wants to read that stupid shit, did you copy that from your livejournal?

brandon ·

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July 17, 2005 at 07:24 pm

i don't have a picture of her on my computer, and no brandon, i didn't, go back to prison.

Jaysin ·

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July 17, 2005 at 08:29 pm

WHAT?! no homemade pornos u can post to embarass the fuck outta her come onnnnnnn

jsim ·

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July 17, 2005 at 11:58 pm

QUOTE: "Ash, I think you need to learn how to read, or tell what an exclamation point is.. because i only see like 4"

And you need to learn how to count. There are nine exclamation points, including the title. Dumbfuck.

Ash

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July 18, 2005 at 09:27 am

hmm it seems jaysin needs to stop posting for now...

jsim ·

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July 18, 2005 at 09:59 am

Actually there are 7; 8 if you count the dumb bitch's email; 9 if you're stupid enough to count the title as well. So maybe you need to learn how to count, Ash. And then again, maybe you just need to grow up. Dumbcunt. Also, notice that he uses 1 (that's ONE) exclamation mark in any given sentence that uses them, not 4+. I wouldn't call that exaggerated.

Speaking of the dumb bitch; she sends mail like that and you havent already dumped her? My god dude, WTF is wrong with u?? Or is she that good in bed?? ;-D

Oh, and for all you dumb cunts out there who don't like this post, who gives a fuck? Everyone is entitled to a rant sometimes, and besides, it was written after a 15 hour shift, so give the poor fuck a break will ya? Shit, if I worked 15 hours straight, I wouldn't give a fuck about some website, I'd pass out on my bed, no questions asked, so show some fucking respect you ungrateful cunts.

::Asmodeu$:: ·

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July 18, 2005 at 11:45 am

Damn Jaysin, seems like you're still havin' a hard time makin' friends no matter where it is you go. Nice job.

xXMaLiCeXx ·

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July 18, 2005 at 12:57 pm

sounds like asmodeu$ is jaysin's gay lover and is trying to stick up for eachother!!!!!!!!! and i do believe ash said there was 9... seems like ur the dumb fuck

jsim ·

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July 18, 2005 at 01:29 pm

lmfao, GREATEST POST EVAR GUYS!! KEEP UP THE REPLIES I LOVE THEM, WOOHOO

haha, MaLiCe sup yo? yeah people hate me, yay!

jsim, no idea who that is, but hey, atleast they arn't the only one who can't do any better then start flaming someone who can... ah well.. lifes a bitch, so is my girlfriend, and all you hater's are too

Jaysin ·

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July 18, 2005 at 02:25 pm

Yeah, we do share the same affliction, that being hard-to-want. Just say the words and consider this mother fucker burnt to the ground. You know how I do mang.

xXMaLiCeXx ·

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July 18, 2005 at 07:44 pm

Haha, flamed on your own post..

literate ·

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July 18, 2005 at 09:24 pm

u are so sad

ddd ·

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July 18, 2005 at 11:14 pm

i am jsim, lord of all!

jsim ·

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July 19, 2005 at 01:36 am

As bad as that post was, the comments are fucking hilarious.

Queer!

Keenan ·

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July 19, 2005 at 03:20 am

i did it for the comments, i really did!

Jaysin ·

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July 19, 2005 at 10:01 am

You are jsim, and your rectum is a gerbil graveyard.
BTW it would be a bit hard to be Jaysin's gay lover considering that was my first visit to this site, plus I live in Melbourne, not to mention that I am 100% HETEROSEXUAL.
Also, you may want to re-read my first comment. 7 exclamation marks in Jaysin's actual post, 8 if you count the email, 9 if you count the title. Grow up or shut up. While you're at it, learn how to structure your sentences properly. "seems like asmodeu$ is jaysin's gay lover and is trying to stick up for eachother!!!!!!!!!" should actually look like "It seems like asmodeu$ is jaysin's gay lover and is trying to stick up for him/her/it."
Go back to primary school you knobjockey.

::Asmodeu$:: ·

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July 19, 2005 at 11:53 am

Stop fighting on the internet.

literate ·

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July 19, 2005 at 12:44 pm

Now that is the definition of but-hurt. if you deny that you are gay, if means that you actually are. only straight guys can joke about switch hitting. now quit fucking up.

DR ·

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July 19, 2005 at 01:33 pm

HAY GUYS. WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD? K, BYE.

PS, I HEAR JAYSIN LOVES THE COCK.

ehsucks ·

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July 19, 2005 at 01:39 pm

i love your cock you big beasty man sausage you, rahrrrrrr

by the way did i ever tell you guys the comments in this post are FUCKING FUNNAY?!!?

i should just delete the post and put "please comment here" in place, because i know i fucked up on the post, but as a result, got some of the greatest comments known to man!! yay!!

Jaysin ·

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July 19, 2005 at 03:26 pm

K, this post is old now.

Oh, and PWNED!!!!!

Ash

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July 20, 2005 at 01:24 am

Yeah, these comments are fucking great ;P

smurf ·

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July 22, 2005 at 01:23 am

I REMEMBER THIS GUY! Sup duder?

Jiglet ·

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July 28, 2005 at 06:18 am

omgbbq!

i h8 u

Your girlfriend ·

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July 30, 2005 at 09:23 pm

that was the funniest shit i have ever read!!!!!!!!! (was that 9? LMAO...)

AMANDA HUGANKISS ·