A long long time ago a child and his dog set out on a magical journey to a city called Las Vegas. They arrived tired, hungry, and horny. After a nice nap and a big meal, there was only one thing left to satisfy.
The boy set out for East Freemont St. where three whores were standing on the corner. With only 40 bucks in his pocket, he went to the most gorgeous hooker he could find and asked her how much. $250 for a half hour fuck.
He went to the next hooker he saw. She was .. ok looking. Had a bit of a butterface, but what the hell, that's why God made lightswitches, right? He asked HER how much. $120 for a half hour fuck.
Finally he went to the last chick on the street. She looked like she was pushing 400 pounds but by then he was so desperate he didn't care. $30 and a double cheeseburger from McDonalds for a half hour fuck.
He brought her back to the hotel, paid her, and had the wildest and greatest sex session of his life; sticking it in every hole and flap he could find. Totally refreshed and no longer horny, the young boy decided it was time to continue on his quest. Flashing a grin and sticking his thumbs up, he tossed her the cheeseburger and nonchalantly said "You stay heavy babe!" He walked out the door, AND WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN.
... I should stop drinking so early in the morning.
My God, you may be right! I've been known to give it up to rather large females as a past time! This is big news indeed, I must inform the others at once!
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