Cheerleaders arrested for having lesbian sex
November 07, 2005 at 09:07 pm
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November 07, 2005 at 09:35 pm
You know I'm all for fuckin' in public places, but in a public restroom?
Sorry, but these hos need a one-way ticket back to the trailor park from whence they came.
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November 07, 2005 at 10:25 pm
We were discussing this in the ApeChild Forums earlier today. America doesn't know a good thing when it's right in front of them. And by that I mean two naked cheerleaders 'getting it on'. Fucking God!
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November 08, 2005 at 01:18 am
God condems homos to death. These cunts will burn in hell, just like the people who created this soon to be banned site.
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November 08, 2005 at 03:32 am
Is Chad Bryant a homosexual himself?
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November 08, 2005 at 05:52 am
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November 08, 2005 at 05:59 am
I think Chad is one of those latent fags who's sexuality scares him. I'm just pissed we didn't get better pics!!
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November 08, 2005 at 08:05 am
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November 08, 2005 at 10:27 am
Chad needs to go fuck himself with a wiffleball bat! honestly if i knew some cheerleaders were getting it on in the bathroom while i was at a bar?! i probally be the one gettin arrested for breakin the door down and getting some of that actionnnnn
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November 08, 2005 at 02:02 pm
Just because they may be white trash skanks does not mean it's not hot as fuck for two PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL CHEERLEADERS to fingerbang each other in a public bathroom.
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November 08, 2005 at 03:42 pm
I have saved the IP addresses of all you tards. You will be contacted by the proper authorities soon enough.
This site is toast...deal with it bitches.
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November 08, 2005 at 04:57 pm
Good try my butterscotch flavored lollipop, but I'm the only one with access like that ;P
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November 08, 2005 at 04:58 pm
hah, chad is a fucking retard. good luck w/ that buddy.
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November 08, 2005 at 05:05 pm
wow CHAD YOUR A FAGGGGG!!!!
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November 08, 2005 at 05:06 pm
84.42.131.247 like yours chaddy mcfag fagg
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November 08, 2005 at 11:00 pm
The fucking Internet-Police are after us all!!
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November 09, 2005 at 12:04 am
/me chalks up eluid removal threat #1744
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November 09, 2005 at 12:54 am
All I have to say is that #1745 better not be GLAD or the Catholic League again >:\
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November 09, 2005 at 01:38 am
Having been in NC for quite some time im shocked this happened, two sexy chicks from our football team gettin freaky in a bathroom stall?! AWESOME! Eat that bible-banging rednecks of NC!! MUHAHAHA!!! Seriously religion is bad for your health. You may go blind.
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November 09, 2005 at 07:00 am
can anyone remember those two russian lesbos called tatu?what a one hit wonder?
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November 09, 2005 at 07:55 am
Since when did the christian fundamentalists read this site? Perhaps "chad" found this site from the article on prussian blue? I really am hoping "chad" is bunksteve or someone else we actually know just fucking with us, because that's honestly easier to accept than someone that stupid being able to direct a web browser anywhere.
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November 09, 2005 at 08:34 am
Well folks, good old fashioned curiosity got the best of me while thinking to myself, "Self, is Chad Bryant a fictitious person?"
Well I've got my answer after about 5 minutes of google-fu... and the answer is no.
For all those out there wondering whether Mr. Bryant is a homosexual, my money's on yes, since he's a subscriber to the usenet group rec.sport.pro-wrestling. Nothing like a couple of sweaty steroid consuming guys playing grab-ass in tights, eh Chad? He's also an apparent member of movingon.org, a christian website, where his user profile claims his affinity for "smacking down the 'tards". He also runs the website www.tardsmack.com... hm, anyone else noticing a pattern here?
For those who would like to email Mr. Bryant in regards to his postings here, please forward them to either:
chadbryant@tardsmack.com
or
chadbryant@qwest.net
For those who prefer snail mail, please send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to:
Chad Bryant
1545 E Bryant Avenue
Salt Lake City, UT 84106
If you would like to contact this individual by phone:
1-801-712-0335, ask for "that tard smacking fag"
Thanks, and have a nice day.
P.S. Chad, you suck at the internet.
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November 09, 2005 at 08:51 am
Haha, upon proof-reading the last post of mine, I'd like to correct the address portion... it's:
1545 E ZENITH Avenue
Salt Lake City, UT 84106
I apologize for any inconvinience this may have cause the users.
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November 09, 2005 at 09:07 am
Hahahaha pwned, nice sp0ar :D
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November 09, 2005 at 09:10 am
Too fucking funny sp0ar!!
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November 09, 2005 at 09:32 am
Thanks, I do what I can. I figure if the proper authorities are going to be contacting us, it's only fair that we be able to contact him as well.
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November 09, 2005 at 10:29 am
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November 09, 2005 at 11:05 am
I have some extra anthrax laying around my house, maybe I'll send him a bit in his Christmas card this year..
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November 09, 2005 at 01:40 pm
And these are the times I am thankful that sp0ar is my friend and not trying to ruin my life. I hate fuckijng mormons and Utah. I wonder if this Chad fellow is someone that Laura decided to diss?!!? It seems like too much of a coincidence!!
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November 09, 2005 at 10:28 pm
Note to self: Do not fuck with sp0ar...
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November 11, 2005 at 05:47 am
Hello Adam Jones, registar of eluid.org
Located in Vegas? You fucking tard, youre a short drive from me. Maybe I'll come pay you a visit. I will call you first you kleegle at +1.7024310281
Eluid is MY bitch now, and those in the know realize how bad Im going to fuck this place hard.
You do NOT fuck with an Internet legend such as myself you fucking troglydytes.
Chad "I own Eluid" Bryant
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November 11, 2005 at 07:02 am
you internet legend u, god damn what a hardass on the internet
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November 11, 2005 at 08:10 am
No doubt jism, he's not even worth the effort to reply.
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November 11, 2005 at 10:23 am
Haha, go ahead baby. Come rock my world.
By the way, what's this I hear about you forcing your cock down some Alex Cain kids throat? Did he swallow that moneyshot like a pro? I heard he does.
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November 11, 2005 at 08:52 pm
/me shivers
oh no, he got the ifo, whatever shall we do now?
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November 12, 2005 at 08:43 am
Haha, smurf, no stealing my thunder! Pinkie swear?! (;
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November 12, 2005 at 10:36 am
where has chad bryant gone?? i was thinking about making a whole post just on how fruity chad bryant is but i refrained myself, come out chaddy boy come out and post some more!!!
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November 12, 2005 at 12:36 pm
Chad, you didnt get my ip you dumb fucking nigger! Hurry and add it to your list fuckin mormon.
Get off eluids nuts and go rape some dogs you bible thumping fucktard.
Luny > Chad.
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November 13, 2005 at 01:13 am
LOLBOT INTIALIATED!
chad bryant is militant gay #389 in today's "rainbow suprise" parade!
his choice enema is.... chocolate explosion! what a great choice fagman!
LOLB0T DEINTIALIATED!
LOLZ! BaNgZ 2 U CHAD BRYANT!
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January 15, 2006 at 12:11 pm
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February 21, 2006 at 07:30 pm
Looks like a bunch of dumbasses fell for another impersonation by noted Usenet midget kook sisterfucker Alex "Dink" Cain...
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