My brush with death
November 14, 2005 at 02:27 pm
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November 14, 2005 at 02:40 pm
If you had died horribly in a car accident and it'd be jiglet posting about your death I wouldn't belive it. Atleast not after your last death. =]
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November 14, 2005 at 02:53 pm
I AM CHAD BRYANT AND I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER YOU A DEAL. EVER HAVE YOUR DICK SUCKED BY A MAN DRESSED AS A SMURF? I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS BUT THE PUNCHLINE IS THAT HE HAD A JAPANESE CAR STUCK UP HIS ASS.
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November 14, 2005 at 02:56 pm
Shhh lynzh ;P But yeah, I don't think many people would have believed it either. It's a good thing I'd be dead or I would be pretty pissed nobody came to my funeral and made a scene because they drank too much beforehand.
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November 14, 2005 at 05:11 pm
so if u die.... who pays the bills?
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November 14, 2005 at 06:16 pm
When you die can I have whatever organs you're donating?
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November 14, 2005 at 06:21 pm
If and when you die, can I have Eluid.org?? I promise not to fuck it up too badly!
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November 14, 2005 at 06:52 pm
No dont give it to him, look at the mess that is Stayheavy.net, hed ruin eluid!!
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November 14, 2005 at 06:57 pm
i say we give it to chad bryant, he can clean this dirty site up :D
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November 14, 2005 at 07:28 pm
HI MY NAME IS CHAD BRYANT AND I WILL CLEAN UP YOUR DIRTY SITE BECAUSE I AM A HACKER AND I HATE PENGUINS AND ALL THINGS THAT ARENT RELATED TO GARFIELD AND CHRISTMAS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH RAPE ME BLAH BLAH BLAH
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November 14, 2005 at 07:53 pm
if smurf would meet the reaper i would probably give the eluid.org link to a few friends and show them "about this dude that used to have a site that i used to visit but now he's dead". Does that make me a bad person?
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November 14, 2005 at 08:46 pm
Haha, I think if I die, the admin password for the site will be changed to something like 'penis' and a post will be made about it on the front page. That way I know that whoever loves the site enough to visit it repeatedly, will see the password first! Kind of like Jesus and the whole 'im gonna tear your baby in half' thing.
mrsweden: No, it does not. Just think of me as a mick version of Tupac!
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November 14, 2005 at 10:08 pm
If you die, I want someone to post the gory pics on this site so I can jack myself off and cum all over the screen. hmmm cherries.....
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November 14, 2005 at 11:33 pm
Rest assured, pics WILL be available as long as nobody sells them to those Ogrish fucks.
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November 16, 2005 at 08:59 am
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November 18, 2005 at 11:44 am
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November 18, 2005 at 12:04 pm
HI MY NAME IS CHAD BRYANT AND THAT PERSON IS FUCKING CRAZY. INSERT WIT HERE.
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November 18, 2005 at 01:19 pm
Can I have Sammie when you die?
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November 18, 2005 at 03:50 pm
FUCK NO BISH!!!!!! That dog is mine!!!
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