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When baseball is played correctly..August 14, 2006 at 02:42 am
K a disabled kid to do so, so be it.
2. People with disabilities want to be treated like everyone else (I didn't really learn that from playing sports, I learned it from pushing a cripple down the stairs, but that's a whole new story..) If you're going to walk a good hitter to get to a bad one, don't change your mind just because the kid had cancer once upon a time.
3. If you're going to cry about being a bad player, then try harder. It doesn't take much more than a summer of daily practice to become good at a sport on that level. If you don't feel like putting in the effort then go take a fingerpainting course at the local Boys and Girls Club. Who knows, you could be the next Andy Warhol or Jean-Michel Basquiat.
4. The most unsportsmanlike thing you can do is complain about somebody else being unsportsmanlike. Alls fair in love and war (as long as you follow the rule book, no fucking cheaters.)
That's life guys and it's about time the whiney authors at Sports IllustratedMSNBCKSL
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