R.I.P. Chris Penn
January 24, 2006 at 11:17 pm
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January 24, 2006 at 11:37 pm
Fuckin eh, Reservoir Dogs is one of my favorites too. And I agree I would put my money on the drugs not the cheezburgers...but im not sure about what Chris did :) RIP
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January 25, 2006 at 04:22 am
I'm going with a heart attack, because he was an obese fucker.
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January 25, 2006 at 06:13 am
Shazz has prepared the following statement:
LOLZ! BANGS 2 ME!
That is all.
Sincerely,
The folks from lolb0t: cars and credit to "woah"!
ps. Man, i can't believe this guy died, I mean of all the people to die in this world, why must it have been him? What I am trying to say is that he was so important to our daily lives and so on and so forth.
lolz. Good luck in the next life (if there is one), and thank you for your work. rest in a reasonably comfortable state of existance while awaiting your punishments or in short RIARCSOEWAYP.
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January 25, 2006 at 02:08 pm
This is really too bad. I'm surprised at the overwhelming amount sympathy people have over his death. Even as far as to be upset with his being called Sean Penn's brother.
My votes heart attack from too much good living.
And Spoar is a homo!
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January 25, 2006 at 04:23 pm
By the way I thought he was 43? I read it on some other news site? Hmmm..either way its a loss to all B-movie actors aspiring to get as far as Chris Penn did oh yeah and fuck his brother Sean.....:)
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January 25, 2006 at 10:13 pm
No, you're a homo. Homo. Lolz 2 me! you r teh ghey.
btw, this ain't sp0ar douchebag. this is teh shazzb0t, supreme ruler of the intarweb.
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January 26, 2006 at 01:03 am
Walker told me I have lupus.
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January 26, 2006 at 02:42 am
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January 26, 2006 at 03:27 am
Best Walker clip .. ever.
And sp0ar:
Date of birth (location)
10 October 1965
Los Angeles, California, USA
Date of death (details)
24 January 2006
Santa Monica, California, USA.
I guess that'd make him 40, so AP was right.
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January 26, 2006 at 03:37 am
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- The cause of actor Chris Penn's death remained undetermined after an autopsy, and the coroner's office has ordered blood toxicology tests.
Penn, the brother of Academy Award-winning actor Sean Penn and musician Michael, was found dead Tuesday in his Santa Monica condominium.
The toxicology test is "just normal procedure for someone who's 40 and has not seen their doctor," coroner's spokeswoman Brenda Shafer said Wednesday.
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January 26, 2006 at 07:49 am
Shazspork, supreme web-tard, was seen leaving Penn's apartment late the night before his death. Autopsy results found Chris's anus had been stretched to a the size of a barrel cactus and death cause by the needles perforating his intestines. Shazz, who now prefers to be called SpOarella Queen of the Desert, was found at the marathon showing of Bareback Mountain guzzling cactus feltch and denies any wrong doing. He is stated as saying, "When I left his apartment, we were both tickled to death, big boy. Ooh, come around and see me sometime".
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January 26, 2006 at 04:36 pm
lolz, too bad this ain't sp0ar and you guys are fucking niggers.
but yeah, i ass raped him to death. very original. try again douche.
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January 27, 2006 at 03:03 am
yawn. seems someone has a fascination with sodomy..
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January 28, 2006 at 04:08 am
yeah, that would be you fag. i ain't no holla back nigger.
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January 30, 2006 at 06:06 pm
Chris Penn allegedly died after a dangerous last supper of steak, alcohol and chocolate milkshakes.
The 22-stone 'Reservoir Dogs' actor is believed to have had a huge heart attack caused by his unhealthy diet and alleged penchant for alcohol and drugs.
Chris - who was found dead at his Santa Monica home on Tuesday (24.01.06) - was last seen three days earlier during a nine-hour food and drink binge at local pub Chez Jay.
A close friend is quoted in Britain's News of the World as saying: "He ordered the biggest steak and washed it down with pint after pint of beer and his other favourite drink, chocolate milkshake.
"Usually he'd think nothing of ordering five steaks, a couple of portions of fish and chips, followed by pints of chocolate milkshake and shots of 130 per cent strength whisky. Chris lived on the edge and didn't give a damn about the health risks. If it wasn't food or drink he was having to excess, it was cocaine."
Chris - the brother of Oscar-winning actor Sean Pen - reportedly also regularly splashed out $300 a time on cocaine and also smoked crack.
His best friend, actor Bobby Cooper, said: "Chris died because he loved doing everything to the excess."
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