R. Kelly Style
January 29, 2006 at 01:29 pm
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January 29, 2006 at 01:33 pm
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. WTF!?
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January 29, 2006 at 03:35 pm
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January 29, 2006 at 05:22 pm
hahaha, but honestly I can say when my girl is drunk and we fuck it happens to me too. She asks why im still with her from time to time because of it. She recently pissed on my friends couch after we got back from a party. :\
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January 29, 2006 at 06:51 pm
That's .. fucking disgusting.
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January 29, 2006 at 09:15 pm
You guys are hanging out with the wrong chicks!
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January 29, 2006 at 10:07 pm
i'm not hanging out with any chicks!
...and does d0gg's girl have a sister?
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January 30, 2006 at 12:17 am
You'd think with all this pissing action going on the poor guy would be able to finish! What a waste of time... And urine.
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January 30, 2006 at 12:31 am
You mean...it's not just me?
When we were first dating, I pissed my boyfriends bed in my sleep after a particularly drunken evening. But I let him piss on me during sex so I guess we're even.
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January 30, 2006 at 12:54 am
who knew that golden showers were such a popular topic! hehe
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January 30, 2006 at 01:34 am
shazz is:
pissing on all of your girlfriends right now.
lolz 2 me.
sincerely,
pissb0t
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January 30, 2006 at 09:18 am
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January 30, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Something is so fucking wrong that I'm shocked and appalled by this but most of you are like "EH, ITS NORMAL!"
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January 30, 2006 at 01:28 pm
In Sweden pissing on someone is not normal nor do anyone I know practice this type of sexual activitiitsisitististisses....
In Sweden girls pee in the toilet.
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January 30, 2006 at 01:59 pm
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January 30, 2006 at 03:25 pm
honestly i am just surprised that some of you are admiting to this act! lmfao
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January 30, 2006 at 11:33 pm
admitting? hell, i would be bragging. the list of women i would love to urinate on is quite lengthy.
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January 31, 2006 at 12:05 am
Hmmm, once I fucked this girl in a hottub and came all over her face...I proceded to kiss her passionately!! Damn, I was fucking drunk, and I washed my face in the hottub water afterwards. I know Im a freak what can I say :)
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January 31, 2006 at 03:00 am
nbkilla is hereby the gayest person to post on eluid.org.
congratz.
love,
shazzb0t, aka dood who has never and will never taste his own semen.
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January 31, 2006 at 08:04 am
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January 31, 2006 at 08:05 am
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January 31, 2006 at 11:00 pm
whatever you say shitbot or whatever you call yourself... I get more pussy than ever have. Bitches love that freaky shit...you'd find out if you werent a gay fag!
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January 31, 2006 at 11:46 pm
d0gg: Punch her in the face.
roadie: No friction. Friction = God.
Erin: Are you fat? If not call me, otherwise GTFO.
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February 01, 2006 at 08:10 am
I'm confused... if shazz is a "gay fag" then are there "straight fags" out there too?
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February 01, 2006 at 08:18 am
lolz don't be sad little boy. i am sure by "freaky shit" you mean them watching you get off to tranny pr0n. i am sure they love it.
but yes, as a gay fag (an oxymoron) i am not really one to talk about having freaky nasty sex with women, because, after all, i am a gay fag. lolz 2 nbkilla, you are like your forums, a pile of shit. good day.
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February 01, 2006 at 09:06 am
Shazz you are so transparent. The nearest thing you have had to sex is jerking off sp0ar under the covers at your last sleepover. Maybe if you tried something other than trolling forums you'd find a women who'd have sex with you and help you with your gender conflict issues.
killa: I wouldn't worry about these l33t timmy-speak jackoffs. They feed off of any kind of real world humor, experience or honestly while trying to sort out their maturation issues. Anyone who has actually had a oral sex from a women they care about knows that the juices of love are all intermingled and add to the sensuality and enjoyment of sex for both.
Smurf: Nice links :)
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February 01, 2006 at 09:08 am
Correction shazz, gayest dude on the "forums" goes to 3daddict.
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February 01, 2006 at 09:09 am
lol. talk about transparent. "the juices of love"? you dipshit. figure out what the fuck you are trying to say before you type. you sound like you typed half of that jargon out of some dr. ruth book, ya douche. good game.
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February 01, 2006 at 03:05 pm
LOL BY FAR THE FUNNIEST FUcKING POSTINGS I"VE SEEN IN AWHILE HERE LolLL i cant stop laughing about that stupid fuck kissing His own Nut off his girls face and acting like the shit is normal! lmfao hes probally crying right now in the fetal position
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February 01, 2006 at 04:00 pm
On a side note, fresh piss is sterile. You swap spit with your girlfriend who just ate a burger but you wont let her piss on you?
No, im not fat.
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February 01, 2006 at 05:48 pm
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February 01, 2006 at 07:34 pm
Bahhh Haa Haa Erin one quick question: are you from CanaDUH? I hear canadian bitches like golden showers!
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February 01, 2006 at 08:39 pm
fuck no im not from Canada.
Show me your tits and i'll show you mine.
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February 02, 2006 at 02:29 am
yes fresh piss is sterile. just completely disregard that whole part about urine being bodily waste and viola! instant valid point! what most of you probably don't realize is that there are biohazard laws, namely "intentional exposure to biohazardous materials". it covers hypodermic needles and various medical waste and yes even urine. breaking this law constitutes a FELONIOUS offense. wonder why that is...
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February 02, 2006 at 09:00 am
Urine is nearly sterile, but it does contain some toxins. You can live off of drinking piss, but those toxins in it will actually dehydrate you. (I'm sure that someone with a clean diet who only drinks water is going to have better urine than someone who drinks soda 24/7 and eats a bunch of nasty fast food.)
Erin: Did you swallow?
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February 02, 2006 at 09:51 am
By the way ehsucks, where've ya been at? Come back to IRC!
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February 02, 2006 at 04:14 pm
Im not saying you should DRINK piss. Im saying that exposure to it will not harm you. If your gf pisses on you youll be fine. You lick her pussy which is self cleansing ...meaning that what comes out of it is NOT sterile.
Anal and oral sex is also against the law in many places. I guess we should all stop doing that too, right?
No, I didnt swallow his piss. I only take jizz shots to the face.
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February 02, 2006 at 04:32 pm
you are a total whore, i salute you!
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February 02, 2006 at 04:35 pm
People should just stop having sex with you, period. We don't need your seed running around this planet.
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February 02, 2006 at 04:39 pm
I want to make another post but I'm so intrigued by the comment flow in this one that I don't want to touch anything in fear of a jinx.
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February 02, 2006 at 08:49 pm
Erin: Whats the appeal of a dude blowing his load on your face? I ask not to judge, but merely because I'm curious.
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February 02, 2006 at 09:53 pm
For me? Theres no appeal. But its no secret that guys dig it so from time to time I allow my boyfriend to blow a load on my face.
I wouldnt exactly classify myself as a whore. Ive slept with one person in the past 3 years. I just like to keep my sex life interesting and my boyfriend as pleased as possible.
Why exactly should I not procreate? Because I dont mind the occasional golden shower? Christ, sex with you must be dull.
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February 02, 2006 at 10:33 pm
you act like being labeled a whore is a bad thing. shit, i really didn't mean it in the pejorative sense.
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February 02, 2006 at 10:33 pm
Nah, not dull, just infinitely less repulsive.
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February 03, 2006 at 01:24 am
Stories like this is why I continue to read eluid. That and i'm always fucking bored.
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February 03, 2006 at 02:09 am
shazz: I knew what you meant, just didnt wanna give the impression that I let everyone and their dad jizz on me.
"Repulsive" depends on your personal boundries. To me, repulsive is scat, sex with children, fisting, or allowing your sex life to go stale. Just because you wouldnt participate in the sort of sex acts that I would doesnt mean that i'm necessarily stupid, gross, or shouldnt bring children into the world.
Do you always judge people on such trivial things as golden showers and facials?
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February 03, 2006 at 03:18 am
The only people I judge (read: mock incessantly) are those who get worked up way too easily and assume a hyper-defensive stance on the internet.
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February 03, 2006 at 02:25 pm
I simply enjoy a good argument. Looks like I won this one.
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February 03, 2006 at 04:29 pm
sp0ar, I think she's propositioning you!! Congrats on collecting a golden shower fetishist!! Take solace in the fact she can't be as crazy as that chick that used to stalk prence......you know the "thug" one.....*shiver*
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February 03, 2006 at 06:02 pm
Honestly,... my girlfriend pisses and cums on me all the time, who cares? I like it!
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February 06, 2006 at 03:29 pm
WOW these girls are disgusting.... where do i get me one of these?! hahaha
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