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February 13, 2006 at 06:41 pm

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February 13, 2006 at 06:46 pm

THAT BITCH DUMPED ME! FUCK YOUA DFKJLAKSJFLDNDFJKF FUCKIGN AHOWRF DKAFJLASJFLAKN

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February 13, 2006 at 06:56 pm

Look at it this way man, now you get off without having to buy her a Valentine's Day gift.

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February 13, 2006 at 06:59 pm

She fucking swallowed.

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February 13, 2006 at 07:02 pm

A shower drain ALWAYS swallows and never PMS's.

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February 13, 2006 at 07:03 pm

Yeah but a shower drain isn't a tight pussy or mouth.

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February 13, 2006 at 07:04 pm

Sacrifices must be made for sanity!

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February 13, 2006 at 07:05 pm

I HAD NEARLY BROKEN OPEN THE BACK DOOR!

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February 13, 2006 at 07:05 pm

IT WAS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT PULLING THE 'OOPS WRONG HOLE' SOONER!@#!@#

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February 13, 2006 at 07:06 pm

I'll fucking cum in your hair.

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February 13, 2006 at 07:06 pm

Ok.. you win.

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February 13, 2006 at 07:08 pm

I meant it in a nice way. Get us some wine, a nice dinner. I'll put on some R. Kelly ("I'M IN THE CLOSET") and lay you down... all smooth like. You'll close your eyes and I'll fucking drop trou' and beat off into your hair.

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February 13, 2006 at 07:11 pm

Don't try and get all romantic with me big boy.

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February 13, 2006 at 07:12 pm

I'll still fucking cut off your nipples and fuck the holes bitch. Just try me.

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February 13, 2006 at 07:26 pm

That was my plan at the very beginning of this comment conversation. I needed some hardcore nipple hole fucking and you fell for it just like the bad guy at the end of Die Hard. BURN.

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February 13, 2006 at 07:31 pm

For some reason my nipples seem to be oozing something that has a strong resemblance to the taste and smell of feces. I think I'm sick.

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February 13, 2006 at 07:42 pm

You caught the diabetes.

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February 14, 2006 at 07:54 am

Wow....just wow...you guys are messed up!

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February 14, 2006 at 08:50 am

lol that was too funny, nipple hole fucking?

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February 14, 2006 at 01:51 pm

STAY OUT OF OUR COMMENTS

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February 14, 2006 at 02:03 pm

haha

OUR SEXY TIME!

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February 14, 2006 at 05:52 pm

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/02/13/entertainment/e162146S51.DTL

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February 15, 2006 at 12:27 am

Official cause of death - Corky Romano.

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February 15, 2006 at 11:26 am

Hahahahaha

I died a little inside during that movie too :(

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February 15, 2006 at 11:41 pm

www.STAYHEAVY.net = GONE FOREVER!
This is turning out to be a great year so far!

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February 16, 2006 at 12:43 am

Haha, forget to pay your bill? I do that entirely too often, god bless Clear-Data's leniency.

GET IT BACK UP OR I SHALL GO BORED FOR AN EXTRA TEN MINUTES EACH DAY :(

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