Fetus-In-Fetu
March 29, 2006 at 08:06 pm
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March 29, 2006 at 08:12 pm
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March 29, 2006 at 08:15 pm
Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!
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March 29, 2006 at 09:38 pm
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March 29, 2006 at 09:50 pm
No, fuck you Montgomery Brogan, you had it all and you threw it away.
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March 30, 2006 at 12:14 pm
I briefly considered commenting... But then... well... Fuck you.
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March 30, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Haha, it's ok. I prefer speaking to myself ANYWAY!@#
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March 30, 2006 at 01:16 pm
@Ran - But wait!?!?!? YOU DID COMMENT! FUCK YOU!
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March 30, 2006 at 01:38 pm
Fuck who?
Fuck you.
I'll cut you bitches.
Like a goddamn razorfrog.
Uh, uh, uh, what
what, uh, mic check
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March 30, 2006 at 09:31 pm
I appreciate that you've watched the 25th hour, one of the best character-centralized movies made in the past ten years. Hott comment smurf. Oh, and i totally support the new legislation. Sucks for the mexicans and mexico but it's not like there's not legal ways to get into the US. It's only the unskilled, not the skilled, laborers that need to jump the fences. Think about that, and the fact that america has immigration quotas for a reason.
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March 30, 2006 at 09:36 pm
astridas, wtf are you ta... Ok, ok, so I commented. STFU N00B! Err... YEAH!
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March 30, 2006 at 09:45 pm
Haha, I agree. The entire 'they're doing work nobody else wants to do' theory would make sense if it wasn't for the high unemployment rate in America. Which pretty much shows that it's not that people don't want to do the jobs, it's that there are no jobs to do.
If Americans are expected to follow the laws of other countries while there, then other countries should be expected to follow our laws while here. No other way about it. (This goes for Canaduh too, not just Messico)
And congrats for recognizing those comments as being from 25th Hour haha, everyone else probably thought I was just being a ranting jackass.
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March 31, 2006 at 02:50 am
you are just a ranting jackass....even if you are quoting a movie!!
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March 31, 2006 at 03:16 pm
My emotions went from sad to happy during this wonderful post, thank you.
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March 31, 2006 at 04:58 pm
l0rax: You know me the best :(
christine: That's what I'm here for! Pull ya down then bring you back up. I'm sort of like a push-up bra except I don't get to feel as many tits.
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March 31, 2006 at 09:30 pm
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