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July 23, 2006 at 10:03 pm
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July 23, 2006 at 10:37 pm
so glad i was able to contribute!
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July 23, 2006 at 10:42 pm
shit man, that might have been some of the greatest sex you ever had. the drooling, the screaming.... wait, probably not much different than what your used to.....
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July 24, 2006 at 12:12 am
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July 24, 2006 at 12:52 am
I'm hearin that. In 8th grade I got a girl with epilepsy drunk and had my way with her. I didn't know it at the time but she was also mentally challenged. Needless to say the horny hook3 wouldn't leave me alone for about 3 years. Moral of the story is don't get with a retard.
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July 24, 2006 at 07:23 am
lol dude your story was a nice touch... i'm quite sure mentally challenged people do understand right and wrong, just takes longer for them to understand. if u hit them with a baseball bat after one grabs your ass, i'm sure she wont do it again.
:P
take it easy and if its easy take it home!
laterz
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July 24, 2006 at 10:02 am
I'd be happy if ANYBODY would grab my ass, retarded or not! I'm not picky!
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July 24, 2006 at 11:01 am
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July 24, 2006 at 02:02 pm
Oh sure, you guys think retard-rape is funny until it happens to you! I felt so used, and not in the 'cheerleader fucks you to make her boyfriend jealous' way either.
obs1d1an: You do your part ;X
tooms: Like chomeop so brilliantly said, "Take it easy, and if it's easy, take it home!"
worthless protoplasm: No, I don't think so, but her parents are wicked rich and bought her a Benzo for her 21st birthday even tho she can't drive. I'm still puzzled over that one.
stewie: You feel my pain!
chomeop: The problem is I CAN get arrested by beating down a tard but they can't for molesting me :\
roadie: It's not worth it man, they don't wipe their hands after eating so you end up walking around all day with a cheeto-cheesey greasy handprint on your ass. NOT COOL.
jsim: I've read that before somewhere and it's kind of disturbing even tho that cripple can still participate in intelligent conversation :(
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July 24, 2006 at 02:58 pm
jsim: I began reading that article this morning, went to work and just finished it now. I was hoping for the best expecting the worst and wasn't disappointed. :( *looks for a tissue*. shit.
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July 24, 2006 at 10:29 pm
jsim: Is that an excerpt from you're biography? I'm just kidding, it was quite touching.
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July 24, 2006 at 10:49 pm
actually im karen but its all good
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July 24, 2006 at 11:32 pm
Oh, that's cool. So...how was it?
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July 25, 2006 at 09:26 pm
I babysat for my neighbor who had a retarded kid. I watched him for two days before i was disgusted that all he did ALL DAY was lay on his stomache, on the couch, under a blanket humping his hand.
That, and i had to wipe his ass.
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July 25, 2006 at 10:44 pm
I have a story about being framed by a retard.
Once my grade 8 class and some other classes went on a field trip, which would later involve swimming at a pool that we had to book well in advance and actually had to pay quite a bit of money for. While stopping at a mall for lunch, some other kids from another school apparently sprayed silly string all over the place in the mall. Naturally our teacher blamed us for this horrific act.
Our class and the other 3 or 4 classes from our school had just arrived at the pool and had actually finished changing and were ready swim when our teacher refused to let anyone in the pool. She made us wait for almost an hour demanding to know who was spraying the silly string.
Finally this crazy looking retard in another class gets up, points his finger at me and drools/sputters "heeee diiid it!" in front of the other 100+ people from my school. My teacher totally took his word on it and then proceeded to tear into me while I was still in shock.
Later one of the teachers found out that it was actually someone from a different school. And we only got to swim for like 15 minuets when we paid for an hour.
No apology either...wtf
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July 26, 2006 at 01:18 am
ohsnap: That is the most disturbing thing I have ever heard you say; and I've heard you say some very disturbing things ;X
Worthless Protoplasm: That's weak man, just cause they're shortbusers doesn't mean everything they say is truth.
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July 26, 2006 at 08:10 am
No one can be sane is a sick world!
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