Tuna Town News
Beef Bus crashes into Tuna Town. 1 dead and 1 badly banged up.
One person was pronounced dead and one badly banged up after a Beef Bus crashed into a car today.
The victim of the car was %n. Police say the Beef Bus was speeding and rear ended into the victim %n car when it
struck. Upon striking the car, the car spun around and went airborn, rolling over several times, and plowed through a
slippery when wet roadsign before hitting a tree and cumming to rest on the side of the road. The beef Bus swerved and
ended up running off the road and plowing directly into the other car it had rear ended minutes earlier. Several
eyewitnesses who were watching the whole accident said they could hear the driver of the car and the driver of the
Beef Bus moaning and groaning loudly due to their injuries.
Minutes after firefighters arrived on the scene there was a loud explosion and they were unsucessful at pulling out the
driver of the Beef Bus. The driver of the other vehicle managed to get out successfully and altho badly banged up and
shaking, she first asked for a cigarette. The Beef Bus driver, who was named Dickens Cider leaves behind a 3 year old
daughter. Her name is Nuttin Cider.
"The victim of the car was %n."
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