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August 31, 2006 at 04:00 pm

NEW YORK (AFP)the auction

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August 31, 2006 at 11:09 pm

Shame that they're giving up on the season, I heard that all they got in return for Wells was a minor league catcher...but I'm a Cubs fan (yeah it's bad) so at least you won something in the past 100 years =/

As for the finkle matter I would only shell that much money out if it was the real deal...no fake bronze stuff.

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August 31, 2006 at 11:14 pm

Yeah, we got the "Padres 2nd best minor league prospect" that happens to be hitting .230 in AA ball and is now behind an All-Star in Varitek on our depth chart. I like the Cubs too because I feel where they're coming from but man this was a bad year for you guys. Are you part of the boot Dusty out of Chicago fanclub too?

The auction is at 7k right now. Some people just have fucking issues..

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September 01, 2006 at 12:00 am

Heh, yeah I am. I mean it's not all of his fault, but he has this attitude of "Hey you make 5 errors in 2 games you play two more games. Oh you go 5 for 6 in one game...you're getting too hot, you may want to grab some bench." But then they have some clowns on the field, like pathetic. I must say though a couple years ago in the Nomar trade Boston sent Matt Murton here...I'm really liking him as a player, so thanks! =D

And people are obviously trying to buy it because the proceeds go to charity...yeah that's why, whackjobs.

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September 01, 2006 at 11:50 am

I would buy that but you can't eat it so it ruins the whole point.

I suspect many japs won't be buying this thing as well.

Btw that bigger turd looks like a yam

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September 01, 2006 at 03:48 pm

yourself: Yeah, I've never seen a manager make so many moron lineup decisions and he doesn't play the stats on bringing guys out of the pen either. "Oh, he hits lefties at a .380 clip? Bring in Rusch!" On the subject of Matt Murton, he was one of our top prospects before we sent him over to you guys. Nomar AND Murton for next to nobody, talk about a steal ;P

And ya never know with the Japs purchasing habits. This could be a holy artifact to them.

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September 01, 2006 at 04:57 pm

I can see the news headlines now:

"Jap wins brozed poop auction and is sueing couple after chipping tooth when trying to eat it"

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September 01, 2006 at 06:34 pm

Haha ew man. The japs may be the ones making the videos but I bet it's mostly Americans that buy them so we're partly to blame too.

Well, not you and I per se but other Americans. Nasty ones.

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September 01, 2006 at 09:11 pm

My name is sp0ar and I approve this message:

Lynx is cruise control for cool on the internet!

By the way, I'm making it a point to idle on the irc again.

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September 01, 2006 at 09:17 pm

Oh, and wtf? Bronzed shit? Isn't it supposed to be bronzed baby shoes? Whackjob scientologists..

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September 02, 2006 at 01:17 pm

What the fuck is wrong with all of these celebrity pieces of shit (no pun intended)?

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September 02, 2006 at 02:59 pm

sp0ar: I knew after all these years that my dedicated usage of Lynx would finally help me prosper.

I never really put the scientologists thing and the bronzed crap hand in hand. Maybe Tommy Boy Cruise contacted this artist and ASKED him to do it.

I smell a conspiracy.

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September 02, 2006 at 03:00 pm

Or maybe I just smell bronzed crap, ya never can tell..

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