Banksy is my hero
September 03, 2006 at 09:17 pm
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September 04, 2006 at 12:09 am
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September 04, 2006 at 01:18 am
Yeah, I used to love watching him on Conan O'Brien and stuff.
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September 04, 2006 at 01:48 am
Steve died doing what he loved...pissing off animals and tempting them to kill him.
I hadn't seen much of him since the day he brought his kid a couple feet from the crocodile, but it's still a little bit of a downer.
And to leave on a happier note I feel obligated to say that I am the person depicted hanging from the window ledge. Bansky would have gotten all of "me" in the picture, but alas there just wasn't enough room.
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September 04, 2006 at 02:55 am
i think he might even deserve a bigger post.. but that might just be the booze talkin
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September 04, 2006 at 04:03 am
He probably does deserve a bigger post but I had just spent foreeeeever on this post and he died about 3 minutes after I hit the publish button so I just edited this post instead. I'll admit that nothing was more awesome than his baby dangling croc feeding.
yourself: not enough brick walls in all of London to paint all of "you" on huh?
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September 04, 2006 at 05:00 am
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the croc hunter of a country called Australia
In the suburbs of Melbourne born and raised
In the zoo is where I spent most of my days
Taking out, handling, cleaning animal poo
And all handling dangerous wildlife too
When a couple of crocs who were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my wife got scared
And said youre moving with your crew and documentary to Port Douglas!
I whistled for a boat and when it came near the
Licensplate said STINGRAY and had a barb in the mirror
If anything I could say that this boat was rare
But I thought "naw forget it, crikeys to Port Douglas!"
I pulled up to the reef about seven or eight
And I yelled to the stingry "Crikeys! Smell you later!"
He looked at me square and shot the barb through my chest
And now I'm dead in the ocean next to the Stingrays nest!
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September 04, 2006 at 05:04 am
Pfft. This is the first time you have ever heard of banksy? Haha. Shit, man, you need to pay more attention. Banksy is the shit.
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September 04, 2006 at 10:57 am
People either loved or hated Steve Irwin. Yeah he came across as a crazy mother fucker, but he wasn't stupid. I feel it's a very untimely death, and what makes me sad is the fact that his daughter was there. I appreciate he died doing what he loved most... but I get pissed off from all the people (his own countrymen at that) making fun of his death.
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September 04, 2006 at 11:55 am
Smurf: Not nearly enough...you'd have to go to China for there to be enough.
I'm gonna have to pay more attention and keep an eye out for this Banksy, never heard of him before today and I already want to be him.
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September 04, 2006 at 02:38 pm
shit as soon as i heard the news this morning i was gonna come on here and make a post, looks like a bit too late
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September 04, 2006 at 04:39 pm
It kinda sucks because I like everyone else was convinced Steve Irwin was untouchable. Oh well.
jsim: go ahead and make the post if you want because I'm not gonna make one elaborating on this.
And I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that had never heard of Banksy before. I brought his name up to a few of my friends and they gave me that 'get with the fuckin program' look; but he's now my hero so fuck them.
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September 04, 2006 at 05:35 pm
[ 17:31:23 ] [ theNomad ] When asked about his favourite TV shows as a kid, Steve Irwin smiled and said, "I was a big fan of Thunderbirds as a kid, but I guess there will always be a place in my heart for Stingray..."
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September 05, 2006 at 03:19 pm
That picture of the naked man is in Bristol. I know cause that's where banksy lives and so do I. does that make me cool!?
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September 05, 2006 at 05:26 pm
Is it just me or have the british not found a use for their levels? That wall has quite the bulge running across it. THAR BE STINGRAYS IN THESE WATERS!
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September 05, 2006 at 05:36 pm
That makes you almost cool by association. The same way that I'm almost cool because I met Fred 'Curly' Neal of the Harlem Globetrotters at Bradley International Airport when I was a kid.
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September 05, 2006 at 06:28 pm
smurf: Didn't you ever watch Futurama? As Bender learned so shall you, you can't be cool by just being around a Harlem Globetrotter, you have to
be a Harlem Globetrotter...
Or at least that what I got out of that episode.
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September 05, 2006 at 08:40 pm
Yeah but that's why I'm ALMOST cool.
"Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball. But look in your heart and ask yourself: Are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter? Are you?"
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September 06, 2006 at 01:40 pm
This is true.
On a seperate note, I saw a picture of Suri Cruise, and I must say I'm confused. Is the baby a boy or a girl. Suri sounds like a girl name, but you can never be too sure with celebrities nowadays.
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September 06, 2006 at 02:45 pm
Haha I had a post written up on those pictures yesterday morning because I wasn't sure either. The other thing is, doesn't that kid look asian to you?! I was completely convinced that it was a Suri Cruise conspiracy and they just stole a baby from some Korean couple until I asked 4 seperate people and they all said the kid looks like Tom; so I erased everything I had written.
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September 06, 2006 at 03:00 pm
Yourself: funny you should bring that up... because in india, the word "suri" is another way of referring to the MALE god krishna. Ohhhh but that's not all! In the hebrew language (the one they had in mind when they named her), "suri" apparently means "run the fuck away!" or something similar to that. Also, in japanese, it's a noun for pickpocket. GG tom cruise, you fuckin' schmuck... maybe you should've just named her "L Ron Hubbard" instead. At least you've done your research on that..
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September 06, 2006 at 05:03 pm
Wow, I'm glad I brought it up.
smurf: I just asked one of my friends what he thought that kid looked like...he said asian. Although I like the stealing a Korean theory, I believe it's more simple than that. Katie was having enough of Tom's short-comings. Not producing children will damage a marriage.
sp0ar: I wish I would have known ths earlier, there is so much Cruise bashing I could have done. And I wouldn't put it past him to call her L Ron in private, because he is jacked up like that.
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October 29, 2011 at 04:20 am
thanks !! very helpful publish!
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