Eluid.org - We play dirty, like A-Rod on HGH! - Post details: If at first you don't succeed, you may as well begin your heroin addiction.

May 2012
Sun	Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat
<< <
		1	2	3	4	5
6	7	8	9	10	11	12
13	14	15	16	17	18	19
20	21	22	23	24	25	26
27	28	29	30	31

If at first you don't succeed, you may as well begin your heroin addiction.

September 15, 2006 at 07:53 pm

bionic arm deported by spanish authorities lulz

16 comments

Categories: General

In 776 words by sp0ar - 771 views

Comment

September 15, 2006 at 09:16 pm

Haha quickshovel.

I'm still dying to see if the chick was hot or not.

smurf ·

Comment

September 15, 2006 at 09:20 pm

Anna Grunke looks kind of boneable by the way.

smurf ·

Comment

September 15, 2006 at 10:28 pm

You mean "skin and boneable".. she looks like george burns' skeletal remains.. amirite?!

sp0ar

Comment

September 16, 2006 at 12:09 am

I was thinking more like .. a German chick I would bone?

smurf ·

Comment

September 16, 2006 at 12:20 pm

#netfuck for life!

If I come back to #eluid will you re-instate my X access ;D

Feenix ·

Comment

September 17, 2006 at 12:14 am

Not if you keep leaving for WoW, asshole :(

smurf ·

Comment

September 17, 2006 at 01:57 am

heres 2 stories i find amusing:

http://www.crimelibrary.com/news/ap/0906/1505_myspace_photo_arrest.html

http://www.crimelibrary.com/news/ap/0906/1510_forced_kids_gorge.html

Luny ·

Comment

September 17, 2006 at 04:07 am

Here you go:

http://tinyurl.com/e6xxj

Comment

September 17, 2006 at 11:55 am

OK.. No talk about Dog the Bounty Hunter going to jail? Haha. Nice article sp0ar. I hate to say this but a proofreading session should be one of your priorities from now on. Internets.

shazz ·

Comment

September 17, 2006 at 03:58 pm

Yeah, I know shazz, I've just been too lazy to edit it, what with being a blue collar slave and all as of lately. That and I more or less just wanted the article to be done towards the finish. I'll edit now.. Also, I was going to do an article on dog being arrested, but the jokes write themselves way too easily on that one. Seriously, it'd be "MORE LIKE MULLET THE MULLET AMIRITE?!".

sp0ar

Comment

September 17, 2006 at 04:18 pm

Luny: That MySpace one is fucking hilarious. One of my friends had his girlfriend break up with him over something like that. It makes me laugh.

And from the link ph posted: "our heart goes out to the tennessen family its bad enough to lose a child and in a motorcycle accident then to learn some freaks are trying to dig your daughter up to have sex with her corpse"

Man, I gotta say, if I was her family I'd be proud that my seed bore a chick hot enough that even when she's dead she's fuckable.

smurf ·