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Screech Sex Tape!

September 27, 2006 at 03:49 pm

This is the greatest news ever!

Porn star's name may ring a 'Bell'

NEW YORK, NY - He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Pretty soon my list will be complete. MUHAHAHA!

Saved By The Bell stars I haven't seen naked:
Zack
A.C. Slater
~~Screech~~
~~Kelly~~
Lisa
~~Jessie~~
Mr. Belding

Update: A few seconds of the video has been released. Here's a screenshot:

Bringing Sexy Back

Also, the very end of the tape includes a few minutes of Screech talking about what you've just seen. He dares Zack to top him in his sex tape because there's "no way to top a double ended jelly dildo with shit on one end."

Amazing.

12 comments

Categories: Celebrities, Pornography

In 253 words by smurf - 27700 views

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September 27, 2006 at 07:02 pm

Man...... Stop it with the sex tapes already. It's getting very old very quick. I don't care who is getting naked, especially if it's a guy!

astridas ·

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September 27, 2006 at 10:30 pm

But I'm on a mission to see all of the Saved By The Bell stars nude. Don't deny me my mission!

smurf ·

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September 28, 2006 at 01:07 pm

So.. You've seen it???
I can't believe Screechg is having SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was supposed to be a VIRGIN4LYFE!!

snappity snap pants

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September 28, 2006 at 04:20 pm

I'd probably bitch too about the number of celebrity sex tape articles here too, but I just can't stop laughing at the use of the phrase "dirty sanchez" in that article... fuckin' classic. On a completely unrelated topic, would it kill taco bell not to actually deep fry the whole fucking chalupa? This thing is crustier than judge judy's vagina... christ.

sp0ar

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September 29, 2006 at 02:36 am

you shouldve posted pics of kelly and jessie along with the post :\

r4ndy

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September 29, 2006 at 09:40 am

Whole-heartedly agreed with randy....for shame smurf

yourself ·

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September 29, 2006 at 03:05 pm

Ok ok ok, greedy bastards.

Here's Kelly: here

and here's Jessie: here, here

smurf ·

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September 29, 2006 at 10:52 pm

Haha, I would have to say you were the greedy one, I mean you were keeping it from us =D

yourself ·

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September 30, 2006 at 01:07 am

Oh yeah, good point :( Well enjoy!

smurf ·

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September 30, 2006 at 03:47 am

I guess this will finally settle the whole "Screech is hung like a fucking horse" rumor that's been floating around. Like that time I saw a retarded kid on a Razor scooter going downhill right into the path of an oncoming pickup truck... I will have no choice but to watch.

bunksteve ·