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October 04, 2006 at 11:56 pm

Gaultier swaps Size O models for 'Size 20'

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October 05, 2006 at 12:27 am

Oh boy, so much to comment on =D

Let's start from the top:

"Clearly more of a size 20 than the controversial model Size 0, this voluptuous woman proved big is beautiful as she..."
That woman isn't big she is obese. Sometimes a little big isn't bad, eg. a little more junk in the trunk is never a bad thing (after all no one like's nailing a flat board) however this cow doesn't have a little junk in her trunk, but rather another whole car.

Mark Foley: C'mon how could you say no to him, you can actually go around saying, "I had sex with a politician...and it was totally illegal."

Next article: I was that 10th doctor

Jailbait: See Mark Foley

Oh and is that chick actually underage? If so, then I was only looking at the Yukon in that picture

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October 05, 2006 at 01:05 am

Yeah, the junk in the trunk thing only works when it's a Porsche, not a Hummer H3 with grill guards.

Mark Foley.. ok I'll agree on the potential underage gay sex being alright because you could probably sue his balls off AND the whole thing would make you famous; however, his excuse was very lame. "I'm an alcoholic so I touch boys." Since when has that EVER worked?!

Horse sex.. I was the 11th doctor. They never asked me or I'd have said 'It worked for Mr. Hands, it can work for you too!'

Jailbait.. if their age ends with a 'teen, then their legs I'm between! or something else that rhymes and is funny.

She's definitely underage, I think. You can see the full-sized image here. It makes me think bad things.

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October 05, 2006 at 01:16 am

Oh yeah, one other thing. Am I the only one that thinks Mark Foley looks like Woody Paige from ESPN (Cold Pizza + Around The Horn)?

Woody:
http://live.psu.edu/still_life/2005_10_07_coldpizza/images/pizza_3085.jpg

Foley:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/Mark_Foley.JPG

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October 05, 2006 at 01:48 am

since shes a size 20 can 20 size 0's fit within her waist line? and that girl has to be underage, but is being fucked by some little wiener kid

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October 05, 2006 at 09:22 am

Yes they do. Foley and Paige have a fairly strong resemblence; however, the only true link between the two I could find was the fact that both last names have five letters in them.

That Mr. Hands stuff is jacked up. Like...way to go Seattle!

That's a funny rhyme, I'll have to remember it for next time.

Bah! Screw society and their whole legal web.

Normally I would think that 20 size 0's fit in her waist line statement to be true, but if you add 0 twenty times you end up with zero, therefore size 0s take up no space in the known universe.

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October 05, 2006 at 02:12 pm

That's a pretty good question. I've never understood chick clothes sizes. I can see how 10 chicks might be able to fit inside of that monster but 20/21 might be stretching it (no pun intended).

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October 05, 2006 at 07:58 pm

8====D

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October 05, 2006 at 09:11 pm

8======D

My e-wang is bigger than yours =)

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October 05, 2006 at 10:21 pm

Fucking haggard.

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October 06, 2006 at 12:12 pm

Ack, put away the e-penises before the fat chick decides they look like bacon and tries to eat them!

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October 06, 2006 at 12:25 pm

8=

...too late =(

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October 06, 2006 at 01:24 pm

WHY GOD WHY?!@# IT HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!

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October 06, 2006 at 03:54 pm

whats the IRC eluid server

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October 06, 2006 at 04:49 pm

i liked the south park episode.. and jailbate..but not big mac models

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October 06, 2006 at 04:56 pm

nevermind

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October 06, 2006 at 05:37 pm

r4ndy: us.undernet.org or eu.undernet.org
I would love to move it to EFNet but it's been on Undernet for 8 years now.

fatjay: I don't play WoW tho so most of the stuff just went over my head :( I did laugh when they said PWNED and PWN out loud. That was pretty funny.

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October 20, 2006 at 09:53 am

surprised noone said it yet.

cracker bitch stole my bitch!

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October 20, 2006 at 09:54 am

wow..im so dyslexic..i ment bike

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