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December 05, 2006 at 05:07 pm

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December 05, 2006 at 06:12 pm

I would have arrested the grandmother and the mother for being complete fucking idiots. You'd think pigs would have better things to do...oh wait, they don't.

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December 05, 2006 at 06:13 pm

heh, Check this out: www.wiihaveaproblem.com

people are throwing their controllers through tvs, windows, and all kinds of stuff.

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December 05, 2006 at 07:01 pm

Worthless Protoplasm: That's for damn sure. At least they didn't hold him and stick him with a prison sentence .. yet.

mike: Haha I've seen that. My favorite one is the busted Palm Pilot. How the hell they managed to throw their Wiimote at an object the size of an NES cartridge bewilders me.

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December 06, 2006 at 01:26 am

Smurfs Edit:
I just read that the mother is 27 and the child is 12. This means that the mother was 15 when she popped this tiny thief out of her vagina.

From the article:
"He took it without permission. He wanted it. He just took it," said the 63-year-old great-grandmother.

It looks like it runs in the family. I am 20 right now and my great grandmother is 99. That means she was 79 when i was born. This person was 51 when her great grandchild as born. Wow.

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December 06, 2006 at 01:54 am

Haha, I was gonna point out the whole age thing, but got too lazy. It is quite something though. This means that the grandmother would be in the 30 to 36 range (I believe, it's late so I could be wrong) therefore we can conclude that GILFs do exist. They just hide out in South Carolina.

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December 06, 2006 at 05:46 am

HAHAHA! This is South Carolina we're talking about....and Rock Hill, SC...I bet she's some trailor park trash.

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December 06, 2006 at 07:24 am

Trav: That's a good point, I didn't even notice that.

My great grandmother died when I was 3 or 4 and I think she was close to 100.

Jesus, that's fucked up. No wonder the kid doesn't listen to his mom. As far as he knows he should be off shooting his juices in an attempt to GET HIM SOME CHILLRIN.

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December 06, 2006 at 07:31 am

Someone just posted this on IRC:

Phonebook results for nancy holley, rock hill, sc
Nancy A Holley (803) 324-0193 814 S York Ave, Rock Hill, SC 29730

It's the grandmothers phone number and address. We should call her and tell her to go on Doctor Phil or to tell her daughter to keep her legs closed.

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December 06, 2006 at 08:18 am

For all we know she's still popping out babies too!!

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December 06, 2006 at 11:16 am

Good, maybe she can have one that has a girl. Imagine a grandma-mother-daughter threeway sexytime orgy.

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December 07, 2006 at 04:21 am

smurf, this saddens me;

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_4783650

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December 07, 2006 at 11:35 am

HAHA. Wow dude. I'm not really even sure what to say about that. I'd insult the courts but I don't even think THEY knew what the fuck to do.

I do know that I feel pretty bad for that 12 year old, he'll never have sex with a pussy that tight EVER again. Poor bastard has been spoiled.

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