Merry Christmas 2007
December 22, 2006 at 01:00 pm
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December 22, 2006 at 01:24 pm
wow these are pretty damn depressing
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December 22, 2006 at 01:54 pm
Merry Mother Fucking Christmas!! WOOHOO!! I'm glad I'm not the people in the stories you posted! Suckers<3
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December 22, 2006 at 04:28 pm
I love it. Merry FUcking Christmasssss
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December 22, 2006 at 06:33 pm
fuck christmas. Those stories made me lawl irl.
My own xmas this year will probably suck too tho. keke
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December 22, 2006 at 08:36 pm
Eggnog was invented for a reason guys!
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December 22, 2006 at 11:26 pm
Speaking of drinks that raise the spirits...I can no longer drink alcohol due to a liver disorder...not a very good way to start the Christmas season :(
Hm, I think I may have a story ;X
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December 22, 2006 at 11:41 pm
I feel your pain, I haven't been able to take any kind of pills for a month straight now cause of kidney problems. Every headache I've got has to be toughed out which makes my 'pop 2 aspirin and down them with whiskey' problem-solver a bit harder to do.
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December 22, 2006 at 11:42 pm
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December 24, 2006 at 10:30 am
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December 24, 2006 at 02:36 pm
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December 26, 2006 at 10:54 am
Here's the story that the one smurf psoted about was in reply to...
218. Serve ‘em on a plate (12/14/06) - Greg, Boston, Age 30
When I was 13 my parents got divorced and my mom married another man. I always thought my stepdad was an okay guy. I was always pretty sure he never cared if I lived or died, and the feeling was mutual, so long as he treated my mom right. That he did, but sometime before last Christmas he started drinking heavily for some unknown reason, and he's a mean drunk.
Last year at Christmas, he was drinking wine out of the bottle, some really cheap wine that smelled bad. My mom was bringing him a plate of snacks and she must have spilled something on him, because he started screaming incoherently and leaped to his feet.
The next thing we know, he's on top of her, screaming and spitting. His face was all red, and all I could hear were words like "whore" and "bitch." Before we could do anything, he snatched up the corkscrew and put both my mom's eyes out.
Long story short, if he behaves himself he will be out of prison in 17 years. I had to testify in court. My mom can sometimes tell if the lights are on, but most of the time she's 100% blind in both eyes. She gets strong painkillers because she tells the doctor her eyes hurt, but she told me she really takes the painkillers for her emotional pain. Her left eye is all scar tissue because the doctors removed the eyeball, but the right eye is this cloudy mess that looks like a giant cataract.
When that bastard gets out of prison, I am going to take his eyes and make him eat them.
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December 26, 2006 at 10:57 pm
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December 27, 2006 at 05:28 pm
what does santa actually do after christmas?
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December 27, 2006 at 05:39 pm
Ran: I thought my Christmas' sucked :)
Santa: I asked for a fucking tricycle and you gave me a box of condoms. WHAT THE FUCK MAN?
saito: Bang Mrs. Claus.
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December 28, 2006 at 08:56 pm
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December 28, 2006 at 08:57 pm
And I'm glad I look like a clown who puts 18 spaces in between words ;(
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December 29, 2006 at 12:08 am
Wow, that is unbelievably sad that someone would pay for MySpace friends :(
http://www.fakeyourspace.com/images/frontpix.jpg
I love the photo of the black dude on the bottom left. He looks like he's taking it up the ass and isn't too thrilled.
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December 29, 2006 at 06:46 am
but it's only $1.99 a month.
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December 29, 2006 at 10:09 am
Yeah but making real friends is free! All you need is a personality.
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October 29, 2011 at 09:54 am
So I put your link on my blog with a dofollow link here
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