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July 22, 2007 at 01:13 am

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May 27, 2007 at 02:53 pm

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May 07, 2007 at 11:43 am

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May 05, 2007 at 01:27 am

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April 16, 2007 at 10:59 pm

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April 12, 2007 at 03:16 pm

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April 06, 2007 at 10:10 pm

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April 02, 2007 at 01:47 am

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March 14, 2007 at 06:11 pm

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March 12, 2007 at 06:14 pm

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March 08, 2007 at 03:42 pm

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March 07, 2007 at 09:02 pm

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March 05, 2007 at 08:28 am

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March 04, 2007 at 06:29 pm

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March 01, 2007 at 07:33 am

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February 27, 2007 at 03:36 pm

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February 25, 2007 at 06:25 pm

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February 21, 2007 at 11:59 am

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February 19, 2007 at 05:20 pm

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February 17, 2007 at 03:07 pm

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February 16, 2007 at 11:58 am

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February 13, 2007 at 11:12 pm

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February 13, 2007 at 06:53 pm

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February 08, 2007 at 03:58 pm

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February 06, 2007 at 09:18 pm

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January 31, 2007 at 11:18 pm

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January 30, 2007 at 05:45 pm

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January 29, 2007 at 07:49 pm

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January 26, 2007 at 01:23 pm

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January 25, 2007 at 04:00 pm

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Permalink Paris Hilton is a whore .. again

January 24, 2007 at 02:29 pm

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January 23, 2007 at 06:30 pm

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January 22, 2007 at 05:29 pm

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January 21, 2007 at 01:27 am

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January 19, 2007 at 08:44 pm

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January 17, 2007 at 04:44 pm

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January 16, 2007 at 04:13 pm

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January 15, 2007 at 11:32 am

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January 14, 2007 at 10:02 pm

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January 13, 2007 at 10:20 pm

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January 11, 2007 at 12:08 pm

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Permalink Fuck you Jan Digney

January 09, 2007 at 01:05 am

BacklessA couple of years ago we wrote this post about an invention called 'backless brief.' The point of the clothing is to eliminate any and all visible panty lines on the wearer. It was a pretty stupid idea and to be honest the only reason the entry was even created was so we could use an image of a girl wearing them.

Har har, all fine and dandy, case closed, right? Wrong. Apparently the people that make those backless briefs aren't doing so well in the cash department. They somehow figured out (they google themselves.. that's so 2001) that we have an entry mentioning the product; so they have spammed our comments once a month for the past year.

At first I deleted the comments, then I started changing the addresses they were spamming to Goatse. ie: "To see or buy THE pert www.goatse.cx"

That amused me for about a week. Now I'm sick of it and I've decided to officially strike back. Since they obviously Google themselves, my strike comes in the way of simple words. Enjoy seeing this in the search engine results (don't click these links):

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That's just how I fuckin roll.

PS: If you work for Jan Digney, and you're reading this, I will never ever ever allow a link to your site on Eluid. Give up.

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January 06, 2007 at 03:00 am

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Permalink Two: Put her box in a box.

January 04, 2007 at 12:08 am

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Permalink Tara Reid forgets how to count

January 02, 2007 at 09:41 pm

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