Jamie Lynn Spears = Pregnant
December 19, 2007 at 10:46 am
Marcia Cross is naked
December 14, 2007 at 09:58 am
Hot Beatz, ya dig?
December 10, 2007 at 07:24 pm
Its your fault
November 29, 2007 at 01:01 pm
Temporarily Shutdown
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Halloween 07
November 01, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Maybe when your eyes get wider..
October 30, 2007 at 08:47 am
OiNk is gone :(
October 23, 2007 at 11:28 am
ALCS here we come
October 09, 2007 at 09:11 am
2007 AL East Champs!@#
September 29, 2007 at 06:26 pm
Natalie Portman... You Will Be Mine... Oh Yes... You Will Be Mine...
September 28, 2007 at 10:59 am
Barry Bonds is going down
September 18, 2007 at 12:56 pm
The Weepy Bitch Saga Continues: The Next Amanda
September 16, 2007 at 06:42 pm
Wat?
September 07, 2007 at 05:27 pm
An Update to Satiate the Masses...
August 25, 2007 at 09:47 pm
SATELLITEEEEEeeee
August 13, 2007 at 04:25 pm
I drank too much cough syrup
July 29, 2007 at 05:56 pm
Use Your Magical Jesus Powers On Her, Jim!
July 22, 2007 at 01:13 am
Best Story Ever
July 16, 2007 at 11:56 am
MMM Pour that bleach in my eye while I fuck mommy!
July 09, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
July 05, 2007 at 05:57 pm
Fuck that cunty bullshit!
July 03, 2007 at 04:57 pm
iPhone mania OMGZ
June 29, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Money making idea #273
June 29, 2007 at 12:29 pm
The news flows like blood from my penis
June 26, 2007 at 03:31 pm
Please don't die Eluid!
June 25, 2007 at 04:20 pm
Julian Tavarez for Cy Young
June 20, 2007 at 08:39 pm
Round and round
June 15, 2007 at 10:58 pm
Cock all cathetered n shit
June 07, 2007 at 09:22 pm
Get Well, Smurf
June 04, 2007 at 04:39 pm
The Last American Virgin...
May 29, 2007 at 02:34 pm
Get get gettin some head
May 27, 2007 at 02:53 pm
Don't tire of me
May 26, 2007 at 04:51 pm
Nobody will miss him
May 15, 2007 at 07:24 pm
Happy Mothers Day
May 13, 2007 at 12:31 pm
This must be a lie! Propeganda alert!
May 07, 2007 at 11:43 am
Oh, ok then.
May 05, 2007 at 01:27 am
Hyper Death Babies
April 29, 2007 at 07:32 pm
I like my 20 year old better, THX!
April 25, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Randomness
April 22, 2007 at 06:52 pm
More on Virgina Tech
April 18, 2007 at 05:24 pm
Milk Attack!
April 18, 2007 at 01:07 pm
Virginia Tech shooting
April 16, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Olivia Mojica who?
April 12, 2007 at 03:16 pm
Honkey White
April 06, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Big Frank!
April 04, 2007 at 02:22 pm
Baseball season!
April 02, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Happy Apilr Fools!
April 02, 2007 at 01:47 am
Burn Hollyweird Burn
March 30, 2007 at 05:23 pm
Toothpaste For Dinner has too much wit
March 29, 2007 at 04:39 pm
Daddy, can i PLEASE get a tattoo?
March 26, 2007 at 05:04 pm
Delta Airlines fucking sucks
March 25, 2007 at 08:00 am
The worst kid ever
March 14, 2007 at 06:11 pm
I bust more rhymes than mother goose
March 12, 2007 at 06:14 pm
Tom Brady has super (bowl winning) semen
March 08, 2007 at 03:42 pm
Run-Around = #1 song of all time
March 07, 2007 at 09:02 pm
I'm not gay, I swear. (I think he just might be.)
March 05, 2007 at 08:28 am
Oh man, you and the licking
March 04, 2007 at 06:29 pm
I'll fucking cut you Pete Doherty
March 01, 2007 at 07:33 am
Antonella Barba? NO WAAAAY
February 27, 2007 at 03:36 pm
Oscar Winners - Spoilers?
February 25, 2007 at 06:25 pm
AIDS has been cured!
February 21, 2007 at 11:59 am
Video Games whaaaaaat
February 19, 2007 at 05:20 pm
Bald Britney
February 17, 2007 at 03:07 pm
Mexi-Party!
February 16, 2007 at 11:58 am
Happy Valentines Day!
February 13, 2007 at 11:12 pm
The Jews did 9/11
February 13, 2007 at 06:53 pm
Anna Nicole Smith dies, world keeps turning
February 08, 2007 at 03:58 pm
Dear Snickers, Grow a fucking pair.
February 06, 2007 at 09:18 pm
On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks
January 31, 2007 at 11:18 pm
Mindless Self Indulgence = Teh Best
January 30, 2007 at 05:45 pm
Would you like a number 3 value meal?
January 29, 2007 at 07:49 pm
It's just like a mini mall!
January 26, 2007 at 01:23 pm
What, no grape soda? Fucking racists
January 25, 2007 at 04:00 pm
Paris Hilton is a whore .. again
January 24, 2007 at 02:29 pm
God hates fags!
January 23, 2007 at 06:30 pm
DirecTV = 21st Century Nazis
January 22, 2007 at 05:29 pm
Round Two, Bitches!
January 21, 2007 at 01:27 am
Mistaken identity?
January 19, 2007 at 08:44 pm
Motivational Posters - Part 3
January 17, 2007 at 04:44 pm
Give me your E-Sympathy please
January 16, 2007 at 04:13 pm
Keeley Hazell Sextape
January 15, 2007 at 11:32 am
Movie Reviews That'll Shit In Your Mouth!
January 14, 2007 at 10:02 pm
This woman is WIITARDED
January 13, 2007 at 10:20 pm
Happy Birthday Astridas
January 11, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Fuck you Jan Digney
January 09, 2007 at 01:05 am

A couple of years ago we wrote
this post about an invention called 'backless brief.' The point of the clothing is to eliminate any and all visible panty lines on the wearer. It was a pretty stupid idea and to be honest the only reason the entry was even created was so we could use an image of a girl wearing them.
Har har, all fine and dandy, case closed, right? Wrong. Apparently the people that make those backless briefs aren't doing so well in the cash department. They somehow figured out (they google themselves.. that's so 2001) that we have an entry mentioning the product; so they have spammed our comments once a month for the past year.
At first I deleted the comments, then I started changing the addresses they were spamming to Goatse. ie: "To see or buy THE pert www.goatse.cx"
That amused me for about a week. Now I'm sick of it and I've decided to officially strike back. Since they obviously Google themselves, my strike comes in the way of simple words. Enjoy seeing this in the search engine results (don't click these links):
Fuck you Jan Digney
Jan look dumb
Digney
Jeanette Digney!!!
Also, just for shits and giggles, I'll throw in these words so that people see them next to her name when they Google for her: "gay sex, pedophilia, nude children, butt rape, I LIKE TO FUCK HORSES, free porn with gorillas humping men, scat is erotic."
That's just how I fuckin roll.
PS: If you work for Jan Digney, and you're reading this, I will never ever ever allow a link to your site on Eluid. Give up.
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UGGO ALERT DOT COM?
January 06, 2007 at 03:00 am
Two: Put her box in a box.
January 04, 2007 at 12:08 am
Tara Reid forgets how to count
January 02, 2007 at 09:41 pm