Permalink On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks

January 31, 2007 at 11:18 pm

BOSTON (AP)The packagesherehereselling ittheir interview

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Permalink Mindless Self Indulgence = Teh Best

January 30, 2007 at 05:45 pm

decided to suehere

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Permalink Would you like a number 3 value meal?

January 29, 2007 at 07:49 pm

a Super Bowl adK-Fed

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Permalink It's just like a mini mall!

January 26, 2007 at 01:23 pm

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Permalink What, no grape soda? Fucking racists

January 25, 2007 at 04:00 pm

These kidsthis absolute bullshita websitethis chick

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Categories: General, Sports, Politics

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Permalink Paris Hilton is a whore .. again

January 24, 2007 at 02:29 pm

Paris ExposedGO AWAYthe infamous fuck flickSidekick getting hackedherethe sitePage Six

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Categories: Celebrities

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Permalink God hates fags!

January 23, 2007 at 06:30 pm

Times is ah changinC H O P S

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Categories: General, Politics

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Permalink DirecTV = 21st Century Nazis

January 22, 2007 at 05:29 pm

disgustingly hot Jessica BielMLB announced their exclusive deal with DirecTVNew Jersey!

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Categories: Celebrities, Entertainment, Sports

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Permalink Round Two, Bitches!

January 21, 2007 at 01:27 am

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Categories: Entertainment

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Permalink Mistaken identity?

January 19, 2007 at 08:44 pm

dressing up as a 12-yr-old boythisgot away with his trickery

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Categories: General

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Permalink Motivational Posters - Part 3

January 17, 2007 at 04:44 pm

Part 1Part 28 Year Olds=> Read more!

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Categories: General

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Permalink Give me your E-Sympathy please

January 16, 2007 at 04:13 pm

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Categories: General

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Permalink Keeley Hazell Sextape

January 15, 2007 at 11:32 am

bunksteve's thunderPage 3 WhorePage 3 GirlLucy PinderKeeley Hazell=> Read more!

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Categories: Celebrities, Pornography

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Permalink Movie Reviews That'll Shit In Your Mouth!

January 14, 2007 at 10:02 pm

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Categories: Entertainment

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Permalink This woman is WIITARDED

January 13, 2007 at 10:20 pm

Darwinism at work

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Categories: General, Geeknology

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Permalink Happy Birthday Astridas

January 11, 2007 at 12:08 pm

'post the most disgusting fucking links you can find and add 'Jan Digney' to the end'someoneOfftopicJohn Alehis MySpace page

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Categories: General, Pornography

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Permalink Fuck you Jan Digney

January 09, 2007 at 01:05 am

BacklessA couple of years ago we wrote this post about an invention called 'backless brief.' The point of the clothing is to eliminate any and all visible panty lines on the wearer. It was a pretty stupid idea and to be honest the only reason the entry was even created was so we could use an image of a girl wearing them.

Har har, all fine and dandy, case closed, right? Wrong. Apparently the people that make those backless briefs aren't doing so well in the cash department. They somehow figured out (they google themselves.. that's so 2001) that we have an entry mentioning the product; so they have spammed our comments once a month for the past year.

At first I deleted the comments, then I started changing the addresses they were spamming to Goatse. ie: "To see or buy THE pert www.goatse.cx"

That amused me for about a week. Now I'm sick of it and I've decided to officially strike back. Since they obviously Google themselves, my strike comes in the way of simple words. Enjoy seeing this in the search engine results (don't click these links):

Fuck you Jan Digney
Jan look dumb
Digney
Jeanette Digney!!!


Also, just for shits and giggles, I'll throw in these words so that people see them next to her name when they Google for her: "gay sex, pedophilia, nude children, butt rape, I LIKE TO FUCK HORSES, free porn with gorillas humping men, scat is erotic."

That's just how I fuckin roll.

PS: If you work for Jan Digney, and you're reading this, I will never ever ever allow a link to your site on Eluid. Give up.

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Permalink UGGO ALERT DOT COM?

January 06, 2007 at 03:00 am

BEIJING

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Categories: General, Geeknology

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Permalink Two: Put her box in a box.

January 04, 2007 at 12:08 am

It's my Box in a BoxA Special Christmas BoxMy Box in a Boxshort versionlight a Walgreens on fire

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Categories: Entertainment

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Permalink Tara Reid forgets how to count

January 02, 2007 at 09:41 pm

ass got flabbygive her breast implantsShe can't countcandid photosDeal or No Dealthisthisthis

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Categories: Celebrities

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