Two: Put her box in a box.
January 04, 2007 at 12:08 am
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January 04, 2007 at 12:45 am
C'Mon Pooky! Let's burn this motherfucker DOWN! Oh look, poon....good ol poontang jokes. I love this country.
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January 04, 2007 at 12:59 am
Haha. Harold and Kumar 2 is coming out this year!
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January 04, 2007 at 01:54 am
It's this type of shit that pisses me off... are people so concerned about lawsuits that they can't see a blatantly obvious reason to beat the shit out of an annoying customer? I woulda grabbed that bitch by the hair and knocked the three teeth she had left down her throat...
but maybe that's just me...
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January 04, 2007 at 01:08 pm
Let's set the record straight - "It's My Dick in a Box" was probably the funniest thing on SNL in years.
I must have gone to You Tube half a dozen times the following Monday to watch it.
"Give it on up to Homelessville" was also worth re-watching a few times, but it was no IMDIAB.
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January 04, 2007 at 01:10 pm
ONE - cut a hole in a box.
TWO - put your junk in that box.
THREE - have her open the box, and that's the way you do it.
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January 04, 2007 at 01:57 pm
feenix: Well the thing is, they're probably minimum wage workers that don't really give a flying fuck if Walgreens burns down. I wouldn't even risk a tiny cigarette burn for a 5.15 an hour job.
mike: God damned straight. I did the same exact thing. I missed it when it originally aired so the very first time I listened to it was when it was uncensored so that made it ten times funnier.
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January 04, 2007 at 03:26 pm
Well, to tell you the truth.. I was making $11 an hour at my old job and I probably still would have let that shit burn down.
What the fuck, they aren't paying me to be a superhero... Even if it is just a lady with a cigarette.
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January 04, 2007 at 04:21 pm
(burning down the walgreens)
you better not, you better not.
sir why don't you have any pants on?
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January 04, 2007 at 05:42 pm
coolest: Damn straight. There probably could have been an infant in a car-seat lying on the floor and I still would have said "ok lady, have at it."
greg: Haha, more like "be my guest, I'm going on break."
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January 04, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Actually my view differs from what seems to be the general feeling here.
Personally, I would have knocked her out and cut her up with my chainsaw. Not because I care about working (at a Walgreens none-the-less) but because I hate smelling like smoke. Don't get me wrong when it's out on the trail it's good, but not when I'm inside and there's nowhere to go to get away from the smoke. That just sucks...
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January 05, 2007 at 11:54 am
That's one way to stop second hand smoke.
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January 05, 2007 at 12:38 pm
I'd totally fuck that girls box... in a box.
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January 05, 2007 at 06:18 pm
The white man strikes again!
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/05/chernoff.noose/index.html?eref=rss_topstories
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January 05, 2007 at 06:31 pm
I thought that was ridiculous and they were just grasping at shit to be pissed about until I read:
"Installer Shomari Houston, according to the complaint, says he asked his white boss, Gary Murdock, why a hangman's noose was in his workplace. He says the response was: To hang two black employees."
Way to go genius.
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January 05, 2007 at 08:19 pm
"I was almost the only person on Eluid to enjoy Justin Timberlake's rendition of "A Special Christmas Box" aka "It's my dick in a box!""
I enjoyed it too but I never got around to posting about it and eventually it became too late and I would look like a turd talking about it nearly a week and a half later than everyone else D=
"That's one way to stop second hand smoke."
You say that as if there are more ways to do so ;X
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January 05, 2007 at 08:29 pm
I knew it, your job is affecting your Internetz skills!@#!@#
And another way to stop second hand smoke is cancer of course.
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January 05, 2007 at 09:55 pm
I wish someone would give me that box for christmas...Mrs.Claus is more frigid than the weather up here :(
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January 05, 2007 at 10:44 pm
*sigh*
Yeah, I tried to hide the fact, but it is true...oh well, only another week and I spend my time in between classes searching for updates...of any kind. And what's the fun in cancer??
Santa can't you just ask yourself for like the Playboy channel or something, I thought you were magic like that.
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January 05, 2007 at 11:23 pm
uncle sam wants YOU!
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/05/dead.letters.ap/index.html
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January 06, 2007 at 12:29 am
Santa: Maybe next Christmas if you're a good boy!
yourself: You can try to hide it all you want but deep down in my heart of hearts, I knew :( It's alright, my classes start back up Monday so it should be fun trying to find time to post more shit. Also .. throat cancer with voice boxes? TOTALLY FUN.
Luny: Why does that not surprise me? :\
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January 06, 2007 at 12:30 am
PS: If I revived the forums, would anyone post in them? It seems like we keep having really long comment threads that bounce all over the place.
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January 06, 2007 at 05:08 am
I post on the forums... *shifty eyes*
Oh and the ridiculous amount of hate I have for stupid customers after working for Harkins Movie Theatres would definitely cause me to beat that woman senseless... not because of what they pay me or my "duty" towards my employer. I'd do it just to make people think twice about yelling all up in my face while I get paid jack shit to sit there and take it...
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January 07, 2007 at 04:37 am
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January 07, 2007 at 02:36 pm
feenix: Good point, I guess it just depends on how pissed you are on that day.
greg: Ok, thanks.
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October 29, 2011 at 06:36 am
Thanks for that awesome posting. It saved MUCH time
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