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Movie Reviews That'll Shit In Your Mouth!

January 14, 2007 at 10:02 pm

Categories: Entertainment

In 632 words by bunksteve - 1723 views

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January 14, 2007 at 10:11 pm

Gah...Hollywood. Timberlake...someone shoot me. Or at least rape me and let me live in shame. Fer fux sake... Maybe I can roll on a dead possum and date smurf's mom. I hear she likes that. :P

spung

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January 14, 2007 at 10:17 pm

MY MOM DOES NOT LI.. well ok, maybe she does a little.

bunksteve: You have a way of elegantly putting words that is only matched by the way you elegantly give me blowjobs to get posting access. <333

smurf ·

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January 14, 2007 at 10:19 pm

What the fuck was that? Having frozen nitroglycerin shoved up my ass might have been more enjoyable than reading that nonsense. :|

coolest ·

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January 14, 2007 at 10:50 pm

Thanx, coolest. Me and my fag buddies in West Hollywood will be more than happy to take you up on that after! Because that's how we roll in Horrywoooood!

bunksteve ·

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January 14, 2007 at 10:54 pm

PS: Bunksteve is one of those guys that moved to Hollyweird to become a director/writer/professional busboy at parties with celebs.

He also edits porno movies and has a pretty decent sense of humor ;P

smurf ·

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January 14, 2007 at 10:59 pm

Also, on the topic of the movies he "reviewed".. how the hell do you get crocodile from Primeval? I watched that trailer about 4 different times and I still don't know what the fuck the movie is about.

smurf ·

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January 14, 2007 at 11:06 pm

lol.... You have to go beyond that, smurf... like.... reading the IMDb page for it.

bunksteve ·

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January 14, 2007 at 11:09 pm

On a similar but different note.

I saw a trailer for 300...must say it looked pretty good, but then again nitroglycerin sounds great :D

yourself ·

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January 15, 2007 at 03:46 am

i wish i could edit porno movies. i have a lot of creative ideas! GOD

suzie

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January 15, 2007 at 10:53 am

bunksteve: I don't bother reading the IMDB pages of movies with shitty trailers. I'm a one chance or no chance type of guy.

yourself: I can't wait for that. I've been looking forward to it for a while, as well as Sin City 2.

suzie: Vag squirting isn't that creative!

smurf ·

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January 15, 2007 at 11:39 am

it is when its flooding the front of a 2002 dodge ram? blue? OHOHH SNAP?

suzie

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January 15, 2007 at 11:41 am

You've known that it was going to be coming out for a time now? I only saw it yesterday.

yourself ·

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January 15, 2007 at 02:39 pm

Yeah, I watched a thing on sundance a few months back showing how the entire movie was filmed in front of a green screen and how everything we'll see was added afterwards.

smurf ·