Give me your E-Sympathy please
January 16, 2007 at 04:13 pm
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January 16, 2007 at 04:28 pm
I remember college.
Not the first semester (2.0 GPA) or even the second (1.6 GPA), but I remember everything after that.
I think.
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January 16, 2007 at 04:55 pm
I'll send you an E-Card! :/
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January 16, 2007 at 05:24 pm
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January 16, 2007 at 05:43 pm
mike: I'm rocking a 2.010. If it drops below a 2.0 I get booted out.
astridas: Haha, I don't think they make "Sorry you lied about having mono and got busted you dumb bastard" cards.
alank47: Buy me a hooker.
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January 16, 2007 at 06:51 pm
Happens, its life. To reward her you could just simply not come into class again and just show up for tests. Either way, sucks for you and your sex life.
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January 16, 2007 at 07:48 pm
Sorry homie. I still love you though.
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January 16, 2007 at 07:58 pm
Darkie: That thought went through my head but the class is sandwiched between 2 other ones so if I skip it then I'll probably skip the others which might fuck me. Maybe I should print out a fake WebMD.com report saying that mono isn't spread through anal sex.
roadie: But will you kiss me on the lips?!@#
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January 16, 2007 at 09:06 pm
So wait, does "Maybe I should print out a fake WebMD.com report saying that mono isn't spread through anal sex." tell me your gay? Or do you just like sodomy?
But yeah sucks your other classes are near it. Too bad it isnt a 9:00 am class and then you could easily skip.. ow well. Just take to heart shes a heartless asshole. =)
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January 16, 2007 at 09:35 pm
To answer, for smurf, your question darkie...it's a lil bit of column "a" and a lil bit of column "b"
As for me, I fly as true as a wiffle ball. XD
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January 16, 2007 at 10:06 pm
Yeah, that sucks.. Maybe next time you'll just say it was a really bad case of SARS :x
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January 16, 2007 at 10:52 pm
ahh college, the place where young adults go to learn life skills. It's a wonderful place. unfortunately here in Australia college isnt based of partying and loose women they like you attend everyday and spend every waking moment on study and assignments.
I did Psych for a year. there were 3 other guys in the course but the best thing was of the 90 or so females there was only a handful who comply with my 'tapable' standards. well long story short i failed the course scored me plenty of roots
It was one of the funnest years of my life! even if i was working 2 jobs to keep the grog rolling in.
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January 17, 2007 at 02:38 am
fuck learning im only in college for the PUSSY nig
just kidding but yeah that sucks. and thats 3 times ive heard this story now@#%
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January 17, 2007 at 07:57 am
suzie: Why are you complaining? it is a very good and.
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January 17, 2007 at 09:00 am
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January 17, 2007 at 10:55 am
Most of the profs at my university couldn't care less if you don't show up. They pretty much insist that if you don't come to class you probably wont do as well (not true). I once skipped a sociology course for over a month to go play ping pong instead. I just showed up for exams and finished with a GPA padding A.
I miss the good old psychology days, where all classes were at least 9:1 in favor of females. Of these, at least half were hot.
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January 17, 2007 at 11:21 am
smurf, does it have to be a hooker infested with mono? cant i jus get ya a man!?
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January 17, 2007 at 11:31 am
Darkie: Yourself let his personal agenda get in the way of correctly answering that question. It's a lot of A and not so much of B.. usually..
yourself: You suck ;X
coolest: I totally would but I don't sleep with asian chicks.
chomeop: That's graduate school for us in the US.
suzie: Ok, from now on you can read updates on my life on the internetz and nowhere else!@$54 Sucker.
esprsoman: Your mother, NOTTTTT
Santa: Most of my Jr/Sr level courses don't care but if you miss 6 days in a Fr/So level course then they can fail you. It's pretty gay otherwise I'd do exactly what you did.
alank47: I'd prefer the hooker but sometimes ya gotta take what you can get.
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January 17, 2007 at 12:23 pm
You take what you can get, but c'mon. Even you have to have standards, smurf.
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January 17, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Yeah, I do, so it better be a damned pretty man.
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January 17, 2007 at 12:41 pm
smurf--
you are dead to me.
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January 17, 2007 at 03:23 pm
These little life lessons are why you are a spiritual leader to the masses, Smurf. I, by the way HATE calling you smurf. It makes me feel dirty. I know your secrets! And I am not talking about the size of your wang.
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January 17, 2007 at 03:39 pm
I know this is in the wrong post, but noone is going to read the other one because its like two posts down so here:
omgz big link here
I especially like this part:
"In an online recording of the show, the DJs can be heard making comments joking about people dying from water intoxication, even discussing a case in Northern California two years ago in which student Matthew Carrington, 21, died after drinking too much water during a fraternity pledge."
So, uh, yeah... I'm pretty sure the radio station is getting sued..
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January 17, 2007 at 03:50 pm
Gah
yourself: Don't write up responses when it's still in the wee hours of the morning...you make it look like you're a turd.
smurf: Yeah, I know. But that's my only redeeming quality. Just ask the thousands of men I've pleased...erm, women. Yeah, women. :O
Don't worry
espressoman I won't misspell your name :x
Coolest: lolerhueg link. Haha
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January 17, 2007 at 04:31 pm
esprsoman: WHATEVA EX-BFF
l0rax: Shh, secrets are secrets for a reason baby.
coolest: The guys in that hazing case ended up going to jail for manslaughter because after the kid was sick, they didn't take him to the hospital. I don't think the radio station will get in AS MUCH trouble.
yourself: His nickname on IRC is esprsoman so im way too lazy to type out the extra e and s ;X
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January 17, 2007 at 05:27 pm
Soo smurf were about do you live? =) You can e-mail me if you want.. Wink wink.
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January 17, 2007 at 08:54 pm
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January 17, 2007 at 08:58 pm
i too landed a 2.0... then 1.6.. and 1.6 again on my 3rd semester haha...
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January 17, 2007 at 09:26 pm
I live near St. Louis. I'm a Gemini. I like long walks on quiet beaches. Sometimes I like to listen to it rain but when it all comes down to it I'd take a quiet snowfall on a moonlit night anytime. Give me a call!
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January 19, 2007 at 12:55 pm
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