On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks
January 31, 2007 at 11:18 pm
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February 01, 2007 at 12:51 am
Mooninites = Terrorist.
God people are stupid.
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February 01, 2007 at 02:49 am
I love the fact that our country is so fucking confused about terrorism that they think that some LEDs and a couple batteries are bombs. The media has fucked everyone up SO much that they can't even use rational thought in matters of their own security.
A friend from Germany asked me the other day why the people of this country don't rise up and take down the government for being oppressive. That is exactly what the founding fathers did. Why won't we?
Well, it has to do with the fact that everyone is addicted to the conveniences of modern life. Things that are attributed to in some way or provided by our government. TV Radio Cell Phones
Things that people are terrified to give up.
Makes me sick. We let a tyrant get away with removing our rights that the "Founding Fathers" battled so hard for us to receive by initiating the Goddamn Patriot Act.
In conclusion, are Americans stupid? Is this overreaction surprising? Yes we apparently are, and no it is not.
Get your brains back, people. If not for yourselves, for your fucking retarded kids. Flipper babies. Yes, I said it. Flipper babies.
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February 01, 2007 at 06:12 am
HAHAHA! All over a light-brite. That's great. I still can't believe they arrested the guys who put them up.
Seriously, that's crazy funny. Though it's very, very sad that people thought light-brites are bombs.
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February 01, 2007 at 09:22 am
What a joke, people are stupid and that's all I
need to say. However I shall say more, <3 ATHF...and is that part about a full movie true? I couldn't find it in the AP Boston article.
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February 01, 2007 at 09:40 am
spung: Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous. Unfortunately that's kind of the way things are setup. Things like the patriot act made it a lot harder to "revolt" or even be able to say "fuck the government" without ending up on some DO NOT FLY list.
yourself: Yeah, it's true. It's been planned for a while now. I'm psyched.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455326/
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February 01, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Smurf, you forgot the funniest part d00d.
"I feel like my hair is pretty perfect but altogether I want to redirect this to the haircuts of the '70s," Berdovsky said, ignoring reporters' shouts.
"I really like the one where the hair curls around to the back," Stevens replied.
"Oh yeah, that one’s so hot," Berdovsky then responded.
Frustrated reporters, trying to get the pair to respond to serious questions about the incident that at one point involved the participation of the FBI and Department of Homeland Security, finally tossed a question that gave one of them cause to reflect.
When asked whether they were afraid their hair might be cut if they are sent to prison, Berdovsky stopped his rant and answered, "Whatever happens I feel that my hair is safe at the moment."
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February 01, 2007 at 01:48 pm
Hahaha dude. I just watched that video clip a few minutes ago and it was TERRIFIC. I edited the post and included it.
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February 01, 2007 at 02:05 pm
they took the ebay one down?
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February 01, 2007 at 03:22 pm
Man, why do the reporters want serious answers when this entire scenario is a complete joke. No offense smurf (I don't even know if you actually are from the city or the area or what), but Bostonians are pussies...I mean honestly they had hundreds set up in 9 other major/big cities and there wasn't any problem with those places. Personally I would be embarrassed to say that I came from Boston right now =(
Who knows though, with them being up for about 2-3 weeks maybe it was some out of towner that came in and freaked. Like the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop, the world may never know.
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February 01, 2007 at 04:36 pm
That video clip was funny shit. They shouldn't go to jail though because people are too retarded to tell a neon sign from a bomb. You'd think terrorists would be a little more discreet by not putting neon shit all over their explosives to draw heat. Fuck people are retarded nowadays (not Eluid users of course).
yourself: I was thinking the same thing...why didn't any other cities react like Boston did?
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February 01, 2007 at 04:43 pm
Hair today, gone tomorrow!
Any other hair questions are diffenantly welcomed.
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February 01, 2007 at 07:41 pm
The people in Boston were scared because they're so damn close to NEW FUCKING YORK!! HOLY SHIT! The Jihad are at it again!!
I wouldn't mind the terrorists taking out Hollywood, that would be nice. No more Paris, no more ignorant celebrities. I could die peacefully.
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February 01, 2007 at 11:25 pm
What is bullshit is that Cartoon Network ran an apology during adult swim after this. Fucking assholes couldn't even stand behind their people over something obviously ridiculous.
You can find it on YouTube, I'm just too lazy to post the link.
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February 01, 2007 at 11:29 pm
What's fucking bullshit is that Cartoon Network ran an apology on Adult Swim after this. Fucking cunts couldn't even stand behind their writers for something so obviously ridiculous.
I saw it on YouTube, but I forgot to copy the link and I'm too lazy to go get it again.
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February 02, 2007 at 12:28 am
Yeah.. I'm trying to pretend that MY ENTIRE FAMILY isn't from the area. It's so retarded that they're making a big deal out of this and it's even worse that those other cities were just like HEH COOL when they saw it instead of OMGZ EMERGENCY.
I'm definitely down with them taking out Hollywood tho. It's not like any of the good movies are filmed there anyway.
Also, I wish I had seen this 2 weeks ago cause I just laughed really hard:
http://www.thedeadpelican.com/images/dabears2.jpg
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February 02, 2007 at 12:30 am
coolest: Yeah I saw that too and was pissed off. They pussied out. FOR SHAME.
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February 02, 2007 at 02:26 am
coolest: I would be surprised except for the fact that Cartoon Network is part of the Turner company, I believe, and we all know that Ted has been a sandwich short of a picnic for some time now.
smurf: I personally think that picture is great, it just sucks that all of New Orleans went all sour grapes and didn't laugh. Oh well, like they say: Sometimes you just have to laugh because otherwise you'll cry.
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February 03, 2007 at 04:23 pm
What Americans need to do is decriminalize marijuana and start doing some inhaling. It would relax their nerves.
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February 03, 2007 at 05:14 pm
Pfft then the US would be covered with hippies and wiggers. Let's just decriminalize all the drugs at once so the people that can't stand nigs going "dude this nug is BOMB" can just pop some vicodin and ignore them.
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February 04, 2007 at 05:57 am
HAHAHA smurf.
What a junkie. Well kids? What, if anything, did we learn from this debacle? If you picked up nothing from this, it should be that we, as American people, need to challenge the authority in this country. We need to plant unobtrusive, led devices all over town. We need to rig soda can transistor radios like back in the 80s. We need to leave all manner of electronic devices (home fabricated, of course) all over the place to break this ridiculous trend of mass hysteria and contagious retardation. Let's see what happens when Eluid.org signs start popping up everywhere. OMG BOMB! well yes and no. Eluid.org is THE BOMB, not A BOMB.
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February 04, 2007 at 10:28 am
http://collegehumor.com/picture:1739587
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February 04, 2007 at 08:34 pm
And the Colts are going to win. Praise the Lord!
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February 04, 2007 at 09:34 pm
FUCKING COLTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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February 04, 2007 at 10:49 pm
:(
I don't even want to talk about it because chances are that I will go off at somebody on here who doesn't deserve it. All I'll say is that Rhodes deserved that MVP award about 100x more than Manning.
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February 05, 2007 at 02:20 am
I must admit to that being the best news interview of all time!
These two are gods among men, with sweet hair!
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February 05, 2007 at 12:32 pm
yourself: fuck yeah he did. Roadie messaged me last night rubbing it in and that's the first thing I told him.
Mindecay: for sure :D
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February 05, 2007 at 10:31 pm
http://web.archive.org/web/20050304041008/www.wouldyouhitthis.com/hiltonphone/book.html
Tell me that shit doesn't bring back some good memories!
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February 05, 2007 at 10:47 pm
UPDATE ELUID NIGGER. YOURE MISSING ALL THE GOOD STORIES!
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February 06, 2007 at 09:12 am
WHAT GOOD STORIES? There hasn't been shit that has happened recently worth writing about. Maybe all the gay people complaining about the Snickers ad but that's about it.
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February 06, 2007 at 11:57 am
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February 06, 2007 at 12:33 pm
yea man het us another crazily cool link like the one roadie left there! they were good times! cept when i cudnt think wot ta say to avril lavigne! "hey Avril"
Yea, whos this!?
U suck, but i soooo would!
*click*
hehehe
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February 06, 2007 at 05:11 pm
Haha, those were good fucking times when that phonebook came out. Avril Lavigne still has the same number man? That's great. Time for some prankage.
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February 10, 2007 at 11:05 am
Gah!!
I hate people, I would like to make a motion that would send all retards (about 70% of the World's population it would seem) on a rocket that is piloted by the diaper wearing lady directly into the sun.
This would have two effects:
-The first one is that we would get rid of everyone that makes this planet look bad. We are the laughing stock of the solar system, even Pluto is laughing at us and they aren't even a planet anymore.
-The second thing would be that we would wipe out this over population problem for...at least another 200 years (and even that is
if everyone becomes horny for the next 40 straight years).
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February 10, 2007 at 11:30 am
Yeah, I'm down with that plan. And we should finance it by selling all of the stupid people as sex slaves to the smart people. It gets really disappointing to see shit like this happening every other week. I can't even read news line anymore without wanting to spit in the proverbial face of all humanity. FOR SHAME.
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