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AIDS has been cured!

February 21, 2007 at 11:59 am

AIDS has been cured!

Categories: General

In 257 words by smurf - 369 views

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February 21, 2007 at 03:21 pm

this reminds me of the middle ages when monarchs claimed to have divine curing powers and people would line up and shit to get "cured." uhh, yeah it didnt work then either

also, your girl has chlamydia? drop the zero and get with a hero baby

suzie

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February 21, 2007 at 03:24 pm

Um, it didn't work back then for the poor schmucks and their leprosy. It worked out well for the people that tricked idiots into paying money to get caterpillars rubbed on their face as a magic cure!

Also, point taken. Hit me up with them +44 seven digits bish.

smurf ·

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February 21, 2007 at 05:47 pm

"Now if only they could find a way to get rid of chlamydia by using 2 paper clips, a box of string cheese...."

You would be like the MacGyver of STDs

tooms

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February 21, 2007 at 06:53 pm

Haha, just get me a mullet and some high-tops then I'm ready to roll!

smurf ·

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February 21, 2007 at 08:06 pm

the cure for chlamydia in some ancient cultures was injecting mercury into your weiner. the best part about that is that it seemed like a cure because of chlamydia's remission period, and even better then that you go crazy from chlamydia AND mercury. I believe the first sovereign emporer of china had that happen to him. I think we should just take part in some good old blood letting. Smurf has always been my personal MacGuyver

l0rax

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February 21, 2007 at 09:55 pm

Wow, fuck that noise. I don't want a syringe anywhere near me much less being inserted into my cock. The fact that it's inserting a chemical that can make me go blind AND crazy doesn't scare me as much as the fact that it's a needle .. going into my dick!#@

smurf ·

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February 22, 2007 at 03:52 pm

You know what else cures aids?

1 bullet

Luny ·

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February 22, 2007 at 09:49 pm

one bullet - bang bang

alank47 ·

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February 23, 2007 at 03:41 am

What'd you do, miss with first shot? Or was it just a confirmation shot to make sure they were dead?

Another thing that cures aids is nuclear warfare.

yourself ·

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February 23, 2007 at 03:51 am

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny--immigrantgame0221feb21,0,4191019.story

And those kids get a high five for being awesome ;X

yourself ·

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February 23, 2007 at 10:16 am

Haha, that's fucking great. I want to play that game!

smurf ·

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February 24, 2007 at 07:29 am

yourself: I found johnale, do I win? Or do I have to wait for the "Find the pedo" game to be released?

Luny ·

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February 24, 2007 at 03:07 pm

Luny: You win this round, however; when the "Find the pedo" game comes out you can not use John Ale for that since he has already been used in a previous game.

yourself ·