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Antonella Barba? NO WAAAAY

February 27, 2007 at 03:36 pm

If you haven't already heard about the 'Idolgate Scandal of 07' then I'll fill you in. There's this 20-year old New Jersey whore (New Jersey whore, redundant amirite?) named Antonella Barba that is on the show and I guess she made it pretty deep into the rounds. I don't watch so I'm not sure how much this means but she's in the semifinals. Not long after she appeared on the show a shitload of semi-nude photos of her popped up on the Internetz.

A few days went by without me giving a shit until ~~these photos of her sucking cock popped up~~. That made the story a bit more intriguing because now all of a sudden people were talking about her getting booted off the show and the potential background story of the photos. Jealous ex-boyfriend? Amateur porn movie? Prostitution? Unfortunately one of her friends went on the record today saying that the photos are fake.

The anonymously posted shots helped Barba become one of the most searched people on the Internet over the past week, but her best friend, unsuccessful "Idol" aspirant Amanda Coluccio of Holmdel, New Jersey, said Monday that the most outrageous ones are fakes. Coluccio told Newark, New Jersey's Star-Ledger that the less graphic photos are of Barba, but that her friend is not the person depicted in the X-rated shots.

"The really bad ones aren't her. I've studied them," Coluccio told the paper. "It's not her nose. She's never had [acrylic nail] tips [like the woman in the photo] in her life. She's the least slutty person I know."

I'm not sure where I was when they redefined the word slutty to not include girls that take photos of themselves on the toilet or half-naked in front of a war memorial. I would appreciate it if Merriam-Webster contacted me next time they plan on changing the definition of a word I use so frequently.

17 comments

Categories: Celebrities, Entertainment, Pornography

In 319 words by smurf - 2911 views

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February 27, 2007 at 04:13 pm

Hehe.So I just HEARD about these pics, and lo and behold. Eluid has them. Long live the internetz!

spung

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February 27, 2007 at 04:22 pm

I got you son!

smurf ·

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February 27, 2007 at 04:37 pm

Werd up! I'd totally tap that....especially in the UNC cheerleader outfit. God damn I love them Tarheels! GO HEELS! (Yeah I'm from ACC country, and from NC)!

Ohhh, but yeah, she's totally spankable.

thejedisilentbob

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February 27, 2007 at 04:37 pm

Eluid saves the day AGAIN! Is there anything this site doesn't do?

Santa Claus

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February 27, 2007 at 09:37 pm

I edited a few words on your post smurf, just a couple typos here and there, nothing major =]

You can refer to me as the "Eluid Spell Checker Dude" or something like that. Word.
Heineken + McDonald's = <3333

roadie ·

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February 27, 2007 at 09:54 pm

We also cure cancer, punch dinosaurs in the face, and stop volcanoes from erupting.

And roadie, I made typos?!@#?!@# I hope not man! :\ As it is I mistakenly used the word 'oxymoron' instead of 'redundant' and my girl ~~(?)~~ had to point it out to me and show me that I'm a moron.

smurf ·

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February 28, 2007 at 12:03 am

did you check out those nips GAH!!

kayd3e

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February 28, 2007 at 02:41 pm

haha, "only faggots tag images"

brilliant!

greg

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February 28, 2007 at 02:42 pm

p.s. she has a horse mouth. take a look at those fucking gums. looks like mr. ed.

greg

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February 28, 2007 at 03:32 pm

damn damn damn, i came here specifically to make that comment! greg im mad with u!

alank47 ·

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February 28, 2007 at 03:41 pm

Seriously dude, WAAAAY TOO MUCH GUM ACTION.

smurf ·

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February 28, 2007 at 06:01 pm

Well shit, just look at that overbite on the photo in his post. Lord Have Mercy!

roadie ·

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February 28, 2007 at 07:45 pm

someone needs to use sandpaper on those teeth

boxage

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February 28, 2007 at 11:19 pm

Those chompers were created to hurt the peen...I'd be careful

yourself ·

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March 01, 2007 at 09:56 am

Just punch her in the face first. No teeth, no scrapes.

smurf ·

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sandra