I'll fucking cut you Pete Doherty
March 01, 2007 at 07:33 am
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March 01, 2007 at 11:25 am
motherfucker crossed the line. penguins are like our mascot. he must be punished.
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March 01, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Penguins are funny. They make me laugh and feel happy/
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March 01, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Seriously dude. Waddling, belly flopping, diving through water, and making roflz. There is nothing better than a penguin so FUCK HIM.
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March 01, 2007 at 02:33 pm
I feel an angry mob forming.
On other news:
Asian people should be forced to give up all their cars and any sort of mobile to anyone who is not Asian then also forced to travel in public transportation only and banned from ever driving cars again.
I don't know where you guys live, but here in California, Asian drivers are BRUTAL. People are literally scared to drive in Asian populated areas in fear that their car may be totaled.
Sorry im ranting on about something you may not care about, but this is the only place i can get valid and humourous feedback.
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March 01, 2007 at 03:11 pm
Maybe not funny feedback...but nonetheless. Logic would say that Asian drivers should be better. How is this? I hear you asking.
Well, if you look at their eyes they are longer (horizontally) and therefore should see more of the road/what's going on around the sides of the car.
Now you may say, "Well this is true, but their eyes aren't as big vertically" To this I reply with, that while you are true this should help them as well because it narrows their view so that they can see the road, traffic ahead of them, and their dials. This way they don't get distracted by other things that they can't see, but other (read: Caucasian) people would see and could be distracted by it.
Erm, anyways...yeah Asian drivers suck something hard.
The End
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March 01, 2007 at 05:48 pm
Asians are great at math and oral!
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March 01, 2007 at 05:57 pm
Hrm, that's actually a pretty good point. But I'm not sure their eyes are horizontally longer than cracker eyes. I think that's just an optical illusion because of the squintedness. We'll have to run some tests.
I know that all asians can do derivatives in their head but I've never heard that they're good at oral. Thats a first!
Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri6ySOHoDfk
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March 01, 2007 at 09:22 pm
London Zoo chief veterinary officer Andrew Routh told the paper that "feeding a penguin cannabis could be fatal. It contains toxins that attack the nervous system and liver."
Ha! Being a pharm nerd I can assure you this is complete bullshit, unless he laced it with anthrax first.
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March 01, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Yeah but you'd need to be a pharm nerd AND a zoologist haha. Just like onions can kill dogs but they're perfectly fine for humans to eat. It could be the same thing with weed and penguins.
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March 01, 2007 at 10:18 pm
And that's besides the point. Don't waste weed on funny little penguins. Smoke it yourself and make penguins that much more fun. Happy penguin times.
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March 02, 2007 at 08:38 pm
mmmm, baked penguin. tasty!
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March 03, 2007 at 02:26 am
I WILL CUT YOU DONNNnnnnnnnn
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March 03, 2007 at 02:50 am
Lame Pete, very lame! I agree with the first post, he should be punished!
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March 03, 2007 at 02:03 pm
I hope Jan Digney comes after him and fucks him in the ass with a dildo while they both wear faghat backless briefs.
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March 03, 2007 at 08:56 pm
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March 03, 2007 at 11:09 pm
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March 06, 2007 at 10:05 pm
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March 13, 2007 at 12:51 pm
shut your fuckin mouths!! Pete is a legend. and he's damn funny. I can't stop laughing and I can't live my life without his crazy ideas and fun stuff in papers. He's a genius.
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