Tom Brady has super (bowl winning) semen
March 08, 2007 at 03:42 pm
It's quickly becoming apparent that Tom Brady took the same health ed course as Britney Spears. They skip over the chapters on condoms, birth control, and abstinence then replace them with a detailed lecture on the art of cumming inside of a vag. (I won't lie, I got a little bit hard just typing those words.) ANYWAY, on to the '
news':
A Brazilian website reported yesterday that Tom Brady's girlfriend Gisele Bundchen may be pregnant and, if so, the Pats QB is the father. According to the popular celebrity website Glamurama.com.br, Bundchen would be no more than two months pregnant, but may already have told select friends and family.
Brady's agent Don Yee did not return a phone call yesterday, and Bundchen's rep at IMG denied the report.
Two weeks ago, Brady's ex-girlfriend actress Bridget Moynahan revealed she's pregnant, and Brady is the father.
Not only can has this man made some of the most insane last-minute desperation comebacks ever seen by football fans but he can also manage to knock up two A-List celebs within weeks of each other. You are an impressive man Mr. Tom Brady.
All this talk of creampies has got me aroused sooo I'm going to take a leave of absence and take care of some business.
PS:
Luny showed me
this earlier. Could it be an online RPG that actually looks like it's worth playing?!
Edit: The untagged and unedited images of that Antonella Barba whore have finally been released and can be found
here if you were one of the few people that found Mr. Ed to be sexy.
Edit 2: Maybe it's because I mixed some rum with OC but
this is the funniest thing I've heard in ages. Terrific. <3 BudSmokr
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March 09, 2007 at 02:36 am
stealing my jokes are you. i'll show you.
i'll comment about it.
right. now.
p.s. you'll never hear of peyton manning knocking up two chicks like mr. brady has. i'm not gay, but tom is a lot more handsome than flat-nosed boxer-faced (whiny-bitch) peyton manning.
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March 09, 2007 at 02:38 am
Pfffffffft. I steal less jokes than George Carlin at a benefit for kids with cancer!
Ok really, I don';t noinw what im talking about. BUT WHATEVER.
Yeah, tom brady is one sexy bitch and this is coming from a heterosexual man!
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March 09, 2007 at 03:02 pm
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March 10, 2007 at 09:36 pm
Haha, I wouldn't put any money in the pool for these impregnations to be caught on tape. Possible tho.
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