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I bust more rhymes than mother goose

March 12, 2007 at 06:14 pm

Shawn

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Categories: Entertainment

In 266 words by smurf - 598 views

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March 12, 2007 at 06:39 pm

wtf this shit blows, not eluid material am i ree tee?

someguy ·

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March 12, 2007 at 07:21 pm

Haha, you are so un ree tee player.

smurf ·

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March 12, 2007 at 07:25 pm

I agree. Smurf, get back on your shit!

r4ndy

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March 12, 2007 at 07:38 pm

You didn't laugh AT ALL?!@#?!@#

Fuck man, my sense of humor is gone.

smurf ·

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March 12, 2007 at 07:55 pm

aww. i love shawn.

suzie

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March 12, 2007 at 11:10 pm

I hate black people. Wait, I hate black people who rap on MTV =]

roadie ·

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March 13, 2007 at 12:45 am

Me too. And the ones that think they can rap on MTV. And the ones that fall into stereotypes.

smurf ·

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March 13, 2007 at 12:48 am

i haven't read the latest issue of rapper's digest;

but what the fuck does green tea have to do with rap?

greg

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March 13, 2007 at 09:46 am

Absolutely nothing. Singers drink it to help their voices but rappers don't really need their voices because they have their entourage yelling out random words during their live performances.

Thats what makes it funny :(

smurf ·

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March 13, 2007 at 12:39 pm

yep, no laughs from this side of europe.....

alank47 ·

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March 13, 2007 at 03:05 pm

"Me too. And the ones that think they can rap on MTV. And the ones that fall into stereotypes." -smurf

So in better terms, all rappers.

Seriously though, you guys need to find your sense of humor. I'm not going to say this thing was the best piece of comedy I've ever read (the letter to Madden is still one of the tops for that), but to say that you did not even laugh...that's sad and I fear for your inner teenager that always got a cheap laugh out of stereotypes.

yourself ·

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March 13, 2007 at 03:34 pm

it was good, but not great. after all, he did miss one crucial element:

a rap song just isn't complete unless you rhyme words with the exact same words.

i.e. rhyming "nigga" with "nigga"

it's like poetry, only complete horseshit!

sp0ar

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March 13, 2007 at 05:39 pm

yourself: Haha yeah kinda. I do like a FEW rappers but mostly Anticon guys like Why?, Sole, and Alias. Granted they're mostly white ;X

I thought it was fucking hilarious. Especially 'Host 100 Rap Battles to get your Achievement.'

smurf ·