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The worst kid ever

March 14, 2007 at 06:11 pm

this little fuck filed a lawsuit Lindsay Lohan almost killed a guy

31 comments

Categories: General, Celebrities

In 351 words by smurf - 452 views

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March 14, 2007 at 07:51 pm

I'd love to rip that smirk right off that stupid cunt's face. Both that kid and Miss Lohan.

roadie ·

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March 14, 2007 at 11:24 pm

Me too. I hate him. And her.

smurf ·

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March 15, 2007 at 02:06 am

Cannot post comment, please correct these errors:
Supplied comment is invalid.

Um, no?

yourself ·

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March 15, 2007 at 02:07 am

Yeah, totally won't let me post my witty comment. That's alright, h8 is just the jealousy showing. At least that's what my parents told me....they also told me I was special.

yourself ·

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March 15, 2007 at 05:44 am

The picture of that kid just makes me want to whoop the shit out of him. You know borrow grandma's paddle, the one tht has the holes in it for better airflow as it soars through the air.

That's all it is, the kid needs to have his ass beat.

I'm so over the Lindsey thing, at first I was heart broken because she went from smoking hot spankable material, to coked out nasty whore.

*shakes fist in the air* DAMN YOU PARIS HILTON!

thejedisilentbob

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March 15, 2007 at 07:47 am

u have grown strong, young padowin!

alank47 ·

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March 15, 2007 at 01:19 pm

yourself: I'm really not sure wtf the deal is with that. I've gotten it a few times and I thought it was because of the anti-spam shit but I checked every single word I used and nothing was found in the list. You can e-mail me your comment if you want to and I'll edit it by hand but be aware you're now on the IS IT WITTY ENOUGH? hotseat because everyone is reading this :X

thejedisilentbob: Not to get all preachy but I think that's what the problem is. If I had done some of the shit that kid did then my dad would have taken me outside for the ole irish ass paddlin. That kind of thing gets parents arrested nowadays and it's bullshit.

alank47: Better post? ;X thejedisilentbob sent me some links that I could easily rant about for hours but I decided not to for time sake.

Also: During Conan O'Brien's monologue last night they mentioned all 3 stories in this post. Copycat :(

smurfSCHOOL ·

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March 15, 2007 at 02:07 pm

That kid has such a stupid haircut.

boxage

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March 15, 2007 at 03:04 pm

Meh, I've already forgotten it, but it was witty.

And it is now obvious that Conan is an eluid regular.

yourself ·

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March 15, 2007 at 05:32 pm

Absolutely. I'm sure immediately after they saw the CRAZY TRAFFIC we went that silly Manatee sex site of his they started reading eluid. I bet his writing staff is in their little room right now pouring over our comments!

smurf ·

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March 15, 2007 at 09:23 pm

Too bad they have juvenile prison and not regular prison to send this kid to. I'm sure getting mouth-fucked by a few skinheads would teach him a lesson his parents were to lazy to teach.

Kevin

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March 15, 2007 at 09:52 pm

Kevin: I couldn't have fucking said it better myself.

smurf ·

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March 16, 2007 at 05:01 pm

OMGF! That was the best fucking comment I've heard all day long.

thejedisilentbob

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March 16, 2007 at 11:34 pm

"300" was a pretty cool movie. Might have to see it again. Word.

roadie ·

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March 20, 2007 at 08:51 am

*tumbleweed*

alank47 ·

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March 20, 2007 at 02:44 pm

Nope, it's too barren to even have a tumbleweed. Sorry...

Yourself

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March 20, 2007 at 04:14 pm

Sorry =(

roadie ·

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March 20, 2007 at 04:48 pm

It's not too barren for weed though. And it makes everything so much better.

budsmokr

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March 21, 2007 at 12:52 am

whats up with the fucking posts smurf!! we're getting impatient...

r4ndy

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March 21, 2007 at 10:22 am

smurfs been stuck in atlanta since saturday and is now in connecticut, BUT never fear, he will be back saturday. i think.

suzie

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March 21, 2007 at 05:07 pm

cum on budsmokr, give sum posts 4us stoners!!! :)/

alank47 ·

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March 21, 2007 at 08:57 pm

Yeah, sorry guys. I was stuck in Atlanta for half the week because I missed my connecting flight then the weather pretty much fucked any flights that I would have gotten after that. I'll be back Saturday (unless it snows in Cincy..) and hopefully make a huge ass post then.

Don't blame me, blame lazy flight attendants and that evil bitch Mother Nature.

smurfHOMESICKASFUCK ·

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March 21, 2007 at 10:17 pm

I blame these guys.

http://www.blackandjewish.com/bajpages/bajindex.html

budsmokr

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March 22, 2007 at 08:04 pm

I have posting privileges, but have nothing to post =]

roadie ·

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March 22, 2007 at 09:00 pm

http://www.local6.com/news/11328784/detail.html

Holy Fuck! Its the beefcake version of Cartman!

TTrav

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March 22, 2007 at 09:45 pm

I bet if that kid fell down, apart from triggering massive tectonic upheaval, he wouldn't be able to stand up again without a crane.

budsmokr

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March 23, 2007 at 12:04 am

We should try for the most comments in one post, especially with smurf sucking and all ;X

But yeah, that's a huge d-bag.

Yourself

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March 23, 2007 at 04:59 pm

I was going to post a link, full of witty satire, but apparently the URL is viewed as an invalid comment, so now you all have to read this filler post instead.

budsmokr