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Get Well, Smurf

June 04, 2007 at 04:39 pm

23 comments

Categories: Celebrities

In 78 words by bunksteve - 333 views

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June 04, 2007 at 04:47 pm

mmm jerky

Feenix

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June 04, 2007 at 06:48 pm

He better be in there because of alcohol poisoning because that would be cool.

roadie ·

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June 04, 2007 at 07:38 pm

When I see that you were in for a ruptured appendix I will beat you down via internet...

Oh and try to stay away from becoming dead. I had friends try it and I heard nothing good about it.

yourself ·

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June 04, 2007 at 07:47 pm

Stay away from the light.

r4ndy

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June 04, 2007 at 08:59 pm

possible the gayest post of eluid history but whatever, get well soon

jsim ·

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June 04, 2007 at 09:43 pm

I told him to stop jacking off in the shower, but did he listen to me? Nooooo, of course not. I bet he slipped on some soap while jacking off again.

budsmokr

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June 04, 2007 at 09:46 pm

budsmokr: It's the fact that he jerks off with a cheese grater that did him in, I'm sure.

jsim: Fuck you. Smurf is a friend and I'm sure he appreciates the sentiment. Besides, it's not nearly as gay as smurf's "that time I blew four dudes for Pop Rocks" story. Not even close.

bunksteve ·

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June 04, 2007 at 09:49 pm

Relax guys.. He's probably just getting those fake breasts that he has always wanted. We all know how he idolizes Britney Spears.

Coolest

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June 04, 2007 at 09:53 pm

There is a reason I make reference to smurfs shower exercises. Those were pretty much the last words his alter-ego had to say before he disappeared.

[@prence] i just put MORE semen on the shower walls
[@prence] [ 13:32:30 ] [ @l0rax ] I am sure the walls will be painted with semen once she gets there
[@prence] [ 13:32:31 ] [ @BudSmokr ] i bet more semen makes it onto the walls before it is cleaned off
[@prence] fuck haha
[@prence] you guys know me too well :(

budsmokr

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June 04, 2007 at 09:54 pm

I was really just looking for a reason to paste that. That's irc gold there baby.

budsmokr

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June 05, 2007 at 12:09 am

He isn't prence anymore duh. Get with the times homie!

roadie ·

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June 05, 2007 at 01:18 am

Get well soon. get back to making an occasional post once and a while soon!

but seriously... when you get out punish that liver of yours, i hear its evil.

chomeop

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June 05, 2007 at 07:32 am

:( get well sooon smurf <3

shadow ·

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June 05, 2007 at 02:35 pm

Get well soon, smurf. Or at least try to die in an interesting way to that society's interest in this website will be temporarily piqued.

Kevin

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June 05, 2007 at 04:22 pm

Dude....that sucks for the cheese grater.....oh, oh and smurf too....hope he get to feelin' better soon smurf.

masterjedisilentbob

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June 05, 2007 at 07:02 pm

don't die

boxage

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June 05, 2007 at 08:40 pm

I will drink a beer to your speedy recovery. Then I will probably drink several more and then get drunk for no particular reason on a Tuesday night.

Santa Claus

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June 06, 2007 at 02:31 pm

THANKS FRIENDS

smurf ·

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June 06, 2007 at 06:58 pm

I like the way Santa thinks. I might have to start believing in him again now.

roadie ·

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June 06, 2007 at 07:27 pm

All hail Santa!!

And smurf gets a little praise too ;P

yourself ·

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June 07, 2007 at 08:31 pm

Goddamn do I hate Paris Hilton. And God.

roadie ·

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June 09, 2007 at 01:44 am

get well soon!

Ceroc ·

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October 29, 2011 at 07:55 am

Hands down, Apple's app store wins by a mile. It's a huge selection of all sorts of apps vs a rather sad selection of a handful for Zune.

directories submission ·