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June 26, 2007 at 03:31 pm

released from jailwas photographed nakedthis wrassler (and his entire family)Giant penguins

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Categories: General, Celebrities

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June 26, 2007 at 09:39 pm

hooray for frequent updates!!

that stupid slut paris makes me sick fucking special treatment and what not. What she really needs is to get HIV. that'll teach that little whore!

nothings wrong with taking anything in the pooper... ohh wait your a dude!
FAG!

apart from that GL with shit 'n what not.

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June 26, 2007 at 11:10 pm

i liek penguins.

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June 27, 2007 at 12:42 am

I bet I'd spend at least year locked up if I was convicted of a DUI after already being on parole. She gets less than a month. Die.

ALSO I LOVE PENGUINS!

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June 27, 2007 at 05:15 pm

Two other weird things I have heard about the muder-suicide with pro wrestler Chris Benoit:
1) He was giving his 7-year-old son growth hormones, because the kid was small for his age
2) He killed the wife one day, then the kid the next

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June 27, 2007 at 05:17 pm

Paris Hilton is hot!!

Oh wait...um, oops ;(

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June 27, 2007 at 11:26 pm

mike: I just got home and heard that. The story took a wicked fucked up turn. I also heard that he's mentally retarded.

yourself: YOU DISGUST ME :(

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June 28, 2007 at 02:39 am

Just when I was starting to be happy about no more penis+blood+pain posts, this. (Now, between the two of us, did you in reality enjoy it? I won't tell, promise! Scouts honor.)

How come everyone + penguin = <3 around here? Is it because of Lennox? I thought eluid + FreeBSD = <3.

(if it's because of Lennox, do you liek Slackware penguins .. orrrrrrrr Debiaaan penguins? orrrr whaat?)

Britney Spears. Hm. I don't hit anything which has more than 14 years of age, and a pulse.

Ah herd Paris will sell the story of her time in prison to some people (who will most likely turn it into a porn flic slash horror movie).

BTW <3 frequent updates, moar plskthnx!

Go eluiiiiidddd

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June 28, 2007 at 10:20 pm

What!!?

How dare you speak of heresy of not wanting to get behind Paris and do the nasty!

Moar cheezburgurz

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June 28, 2007 at 11:13 pm

I got these cheezeburgurz man....

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June 28, 2007 at 11:28 pm

WTF Canadian Crippler...

The proud republic of Canada has been shamed

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June 28, 2007 at 11:43 pm

Why would we feel shamed that a wrestler killed himself? LOL, anybody who watches wrestling over the age of 7 needs help anyways.

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June 29, 2007 at 09:54 am

We love penguins cause they're cute as fuck. They waddle around, bellyflop, and are always wearing little suits. How much more badass can you get?!

Also FBSD = <3 for sure ;X

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June 29, 2007 at 12:30 pm

once again first class news!

smurf is badass as always... no respect = funny stories

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