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An Update to Satiate the Masses...

August 25, 2007 at 09:47 pm

Michael Vick is in some deep shit.at least he didn't fuck the dog.Hayden Panettiere is now officially legal.statutory rape

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Categories: Celebrities

In 247 words by bunksteve - 530 views

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August 25, 2007 at 10:10 pm

im like ancient compared to his previous preferences, steve. lets be honest. also im like "pretty"

suzie

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August 26, 2007 at 12:09 am

Yeah, you are very beautiful, Suzie. I hope some girl settles for me like you did for smurf... err... I mean... uhh... undying love... blah blah blah... girlie shit...

bunksteve ·

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August 26, 2007 at 01:57 am

yea....I need someone to settle too, but I am not even 6 foot tall so if my dick is slightly less then proportional to my size I am fucked....unlike captain cathiter

l0rax

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August 26, 2007 at 07:23 pm

Steve: You are a godsend. Thank you.

Everyone else: I'm trying my best to figure out my Internetz situation right now and get into a situation where I have time/a means to post. Sorry :\

smurf ·

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August 28, 2007 at 10:51 pm

smurf you lazy bum

suzie

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August 29, 2007 at 10:26 pm

Wow, this has been up for a good amount of time and I'm just now seeing it.

I think I just officially joined Smurf and steve (to an extent because he assumed that I didn't like him and that made me kind of sad =/ ) in the "I suck ass for multiple reasons" category : (

Oh well, time to go back into my corner and fling my feces at passer-bys.

Yourself

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August 30, 2007 at 03:10 am

I was just making an over-generalization, Yourself. Most of that was based off of the fact that the very first article I ever wrote for Eluid incited a petition that I never write for the site again.

I'm not still bitter about that, though.

bunksteve ·