The Weepy Bitch Saga Continues: The Next Amanda
September 16, 2007 at 06:42 pm
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September 16, 2007 at 08:18 pm
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September 16, 2007 at 08:46 pm
That was so anti-climactic.
C+.
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September 16, 2007 at 09:33 pm
Good coming of age story. You know, all I could see if that Winnie Cooper girl, and that Kevin kid in the theater with this stuff happening. Haha, you doing a voice over, you know the older you while those kids act out your coming of age stuff.
HAHAHA!!
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September 16, 2007 at 09:44 pm
espressoman: Sorry, dude. Sometimes life is anti-climactic. If it makes you feel any better, three weeks later... aliens invaded the Earth. And Bill Pullman made some impassioned speech about it being our day of something and blah blah. Then Will Smith acted all black.
DarthLunchBox: I do a mean Daniel Stern impression. ;)
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September 16, 2007 at 11:38 pm
that was alright bunksteve....at least you didn't do it AIMbang style. On the other hand maybe you should have. In my own life as it stands right now I think I am gonna avoid people with vaginas for a while. It seems to me any females my age have either 30 kids or a truck full of emotional baggage, and with young girls they have no fucking idea what they want until they give it up. It doesn't seem worth investing anymore time or energy, and to be honest I don't even care about not having sex anymore. Once you know you can slamhog whenever you want to it makes the whole experience less powerful. I would however like to make a formal petition and donation fund started to bring prence back to the internets.
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September 17, 2007 at 12:06 am
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September 17, 2007 at 01:26 am
The story was anti-climatic but it was still a good read with a good lesson.
All (ok, little over the top)...most females are whores.
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Except our mothers, they would never do that.
Oh, and suzie...
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September 17, 2007 at 09:04 am
You should post some of the emails she's sent you.
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September 17, 2007 at 11:42 am
Apparently, all movie theater employees do the same shit after work... hang out in the back parking lot smoking and drinking and just fucking around...
I remember when we got a screening of King Arthur... except the fire alarm kept going off every 20 minutes which would cause them to stop the movie, evacuate the one theater we were in and whatnot... we ended up playing dodge ball and soccer and shit out back due to some mexican guy having small goal posts and soccer balls in his trunk...
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September 17, 2007 at 12:00 pm
that was fucking gay.. who the fuck cares, get over it
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September 17, 2007 at 09:43 pm
That story was teh awesome. lollerskates :)
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September 17, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Feenix: Yeah, man. We used to get fucked up and watch movies all the time. It was fun. I remember one time we almost got busted when some new kid knocked over a bottle in the back row and it rolled all the way to the front where our Assistant Manager was. Luckily he was too shitfaced to care either.
skins: Spoken like a person who's never stuck their penis inside of the vag before. And if you think this was fucking gay, just wait until part 3 (That's right... it's a trilogy baby).
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September 19, 2007 at 10:06 pm
I liked it, bravo on the story but yes all jobs are the same and so are all your girlfriends, im.. young. Any my first went off to fuck my best friend and is not dating a guy 5 years older then her. But at least me and my friend have something interesting to talk about now.
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