2007 AL East Champs!@#
September 29, 2007 at 06:26 pm
It had been about 12 years since the last time I got to see the Boston Red Sox clinch the division title. Luckily I didn't have to wait 13 because
it happened last night. Heres to playoff season!
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If that doesn't arouse you quite like it arouses me, then giggle a bit at this:
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.
The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.
Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.
It's not always about tits and ass here at Eluid.. sometimes its about lame (but still funny) animated gifs and stories you may have already heard 30 times. We're multi-dimensional writers; hell, we can even do family humor too!

.. oops? Maybe not. :\
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September 29, 2007 at 09:21 pm
so, it would be funny if that was your sister and you put her picture on here like that.
then you could call it family humor!
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September 29, 2007 at 09:53 pm
Eluid needs more tits and ass.
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September 30, 2007 at 11:38 am
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September 30, 2007 at 01:43 pm
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October 01, 2007 at 03:38 pm
you mean that isn't his sister? She's like a mythical figure much like a unicorn or The Mothman
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October 03, 2007 at 01:53 am
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October 03, 2007 at 01:20 pm
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October 04, 2007 at 10:23 pm
Nevermind, Cubs suck, I hate them =(
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October 07, 2007 at 09:10 pm
FUCK YEAH GO SOX!!!!!! Got to love a clean sweep! Even though the Angels are my "home team", the sox are always my team!
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October 07, 2007 at 09:13 pm
I think this image is appropriate
http://redsox.eluid.org/images/sweep-the-rally-monkey.jpg
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October 07, 2007 at 09:54 pm
Fucking Yankees. FUCK THE YANKEES... fuckers.
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October 08, 2007 at 06:28 am
SLACKER!
Where's the sweep post?
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October 09, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Sucks that the Cubs lost but the Sox didn't and as a bonus the Yankees got owned by Cleveland.
Yay baseball.
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