Ashlee Simpson is pregnant
April 14, 2008 at 05:48 pm
This isn't quite as funny or shocking as Jamie Lynn Spears getting knocked up but Jessica Simpson's "I'm pretty sure she's Jewish" little sister Ashlee Simpson
is now pregnant.
In fact I think the funniest part of the whole story is that the bassist from Fall Out Boy is the one that provided the sperm. I wasn't even aware he had semen. I thought he just ejaculated horrible music. That'll teach me to second guess a pop star.
On another note,
segregation still exists. Or it did in 2007 when that blog post was first made. God I suck at the Internet.
This is a little more recent, and a lot more gross.
Here is some pretty big news. A sextape of
Marilyn Monroe (and John F. Kennedy perhaps? The FBI thought so..) was sold for 1.5 mil. And the bad news? The guy that bought it, did so to "protect her privacy." That means there will be nothing for Lindsay Lohan to go on when she
copies her again.
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April 15, 2008 at 11:57 am
Jesus that's fucked up...
One of the worst parts is that he was just sittin there winking at the presenter saying how great the sex was...
With something that once lived in his balls. Apparently they had a kid already 7 years ago that died at birth, i notice they left that out... and the fact that he's a convicted armed robber...
Oh that dude that knocked up Simpson, he's not the singer, he's the bassist.. Fox news has it wrong too.. Don't get me wrong, i hate him.
Pity bout the Monroe tape but i dunno if id feel right whackin off to a dead chick...
Wouldn't be the first time though.
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