Well then.. Mr. Verne Troyer (yes, he of midget Austin Powers fame) has a sextape out. The whole thing hasn't leaked yet but
here is a SFW portion of it where he sticks his tongue down the throat of some skank.
I won't lie by saying I'm not extremely intrigued to see how big his thing is.
Also, imagine being the girl he plowed? Rough.
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UPDATE: Apparently the girl he stuck his 'mini-me' (I know, not very clever) in is aspiring model
Ranae Shrider. Rather than do something useful with her life, she took the
Kim Kardashian route to fame. How long until E offers her a reality TV show?
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