Not to knock the almost-kiddie porn down the page a little, but I just had to share these videos.
I'll be the first to admit... I like video games. Nothing like unleashing a little holy terror on a bunch of 13-year-olds (Who are probably too young to even be playing the carnage-filled game to begin with) to relieve a little stress from the work day. More so than jacking off has ever done (Which either means I REALLY like video games, or I'm just masturbating incorrectly).
I'm going to prattle here for a minute, but bear with me. I'm leaving a couple of goodies at the end of the post.
I just wanted to take a moment to ask why in-game chat has become the "l33t sp34k" for video gaming? It's become another form of internet shorthand (i.e. A way for people to communicate who are too fucking lazy to communicate properly). Call me conceited, but when I call a 13-year-old a raging case of Donovanosis that just so happened to form arms, legs, and a head; and that 13-year-old counters with "Fag!"... it doesn't make me angry. It makes me sad. Am I the only one who thinks there's a certain poetry to knocking somebody a peg or two down while invoking polysyllabic wizardry to do my bidding? Or am I really just a fag?
I think the ultimate point I'm trying to make is... Nobody likes an asshole on the internet. But they all respect an intelligent asshole. And the next person to say "LOL" out loud is going to get raped by a pack of razor-dicked monkeys.
Okay... enough of this, "blah blah blah words blah blah!" and on with the goodness. I will surely be flexing my arsenal of razor-sharp insults while playing this in November.
And if these videos give you a boner... it's okay. It's natural. And that taste at the back of your throat? That's the taste of some 13-year-old's esophagus... ripe for the tearing.
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Cliffy B is such an annoying douchebag. Nonetheless I can't wait to kick ass in this game AND make fun of 12 yr olds at the same time.
(PS: I'm not entirely thrilled with the videos released for it so far. I hope they didn't ruin it with the gay chainsaw battles and things like that.)
Honestly... I mean in all regards the 360 sucks.
This game is ruined by glitches, gears 2 wont be any different.
OH FUCK YEAH!
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