Fat drug dealers rule
February 24, 2009 at 08:15 pm
There are some things that you just CAN'T make up. The following story is one of them..
Stephen A. Turo, of Genoa NY weighs approximately 700 pounds. He can't fit into a normal car and he never leaves his house. Well, I take that back. He never left his house until the other day when he was
arraigned on a 24-count indictment alleging that he sold prescription painkillers.
So there you've got a 700+ pound man, that can't leave his house, but needs to be seen by a judge. What do you do? That's obvious, you rent a 10-foot UHaul truck to haul his ass around, then you hold court outside while it's snowing because it's too much work to carry him inside.
I'm not sure what the funniest part of the picture is. I mean, do they really need to tie the fat guy up? I don't think he's going anywhere..
Anyway: I need another word for vagina,
any suggestions?
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This is Madonna's world, I just poop in it
February 15, 2009 at 09:31 pm
So there's this thing I've been doing lately. It's called being lazy. I pretty much just link to funny things before a bunch of other people link to said 'funny thing.'
Like right now I'm going to link to
this clip of Christian Bale going off on Peter Griffin.
Now now, don't worry. It's nothing stupid. Trust me, it's not some gay remix of 'David Goes To The Dentist' and 'Christian Bale Rant.'
This on the other hand:
Yeah, I love cake.
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Will you be mine?
February 14, 2009 at 03:14 pm
Nah but for real, happy valentines day. I hope you guys spend tons of money on cards that only last for 5 minutes and food that is only in your belly for an hour and flowers that die after 3 days. FOR REALZ.
(You call it bitter, I call it realism!)
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Is this real life?
February 03, 2009 at 06:26 pm
Super Dong Bowl
February 02, 2009 at 06:23 pm
There were a few big stories in last night's Super Bowl. A comeback by the unstoppable Kurt Warner in the 4th quarter followed by a comeback by the Steelers with 30 seconds left, a couple humorous commercials, and a decent performance by The Boss during half-time (I rofl'ed when he bumped his balls on the camera, as shown in the picture above.)
For the people in Tuscon AZ however, there was another story on everyone's mind. The story of Super Bowl Penis Waving.
With under three minutes left and just after Larry Fitzgerald's heroic comeback(ish) touchdown for the Cardinals, the video feed abruptly switched to a scene from stablemate channel Club Jenna, treating viewers to the sight of seemingly omnipresent porn guy Evan Stone swinging his junk around like a maniac. This interlude lasted about 30 seconds.
Comcast told the Arizona Daily Star that engineers have been "working throughout the night" to figure out what happened, but haven't yet come up with an explanation.
Best prank ever. Check out the NSFW video
here.
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