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I'd like to introduce you all to the wonder of Scientology

April 01, 2009 at 09:22 am

I've had a breakthrough. Lately a lot of things have gone wrong in my life and I need something to help me pick up the pieces. I've become a Scientologist and I would like to introduce you guys to my savior.

The full body of knowledge that comprises the Scientology religion is contained in more than forty million spoken and written words on the subject—all by L. Ron Hubbard, the source and founder of Scientology.

That public interest in Scientology is mounting rapidly is undeniable. This volume was first compiled in 1992 to fill the demand for a concise reference on Scientology. In the seven years since then, the explosive growth of Scientology churches, missions and groups around the world has necessitated the publication of this updated and expanded edition.

While continued expansion will inevitably change the numbers once again, much will remain constant, including, of course, the technology of Scientology and its effect upon all it touches. To provide an understanding of this phenomenon, contained herein is a complete description of Scientology: its religious philosophy, its practices, its organization, its activities and its growing influence on society.

For more information, please read www.whatisscientology.org and www.scientology.org Thank you.

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April 01, 2009 at 02:19 pm

I'm happy to announce that I've decided to take the leap into Scientology as well with my long time friend and confidant smurf. As you may or may not know we've been acquaintances since the late 90s and we've both experienced life's ups and downs over the years. I think this will ultimately be a way for both of us to find ourselves. Any and all support is appreciated.

Thank you
l0rax/Scott

l0rax

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April 01, 2009 at 02:26 pm

Wait... I thought we were joining the church of Satan.

Oh godammit, you guys! I sacrificed my fucking parents to Lucifer! Now who's gonna bail me out when my rent is late?

You guys are dicks!

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