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I'd like to introduce you all to the wonder of Scientology

April 01, 2009 at 09:22 am

Categories: General

In 202 words by smurf - 767 views

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April 01, 2009 at 02:19 pm

I'm happy to announce that I've decided to take the leap into Scientology as well with my long time friend and confidant smurf. As you may or may not know we've been acquaintances since the late 90s and we've both experienced life's ups and downs over the years. I think this will ultimately be a way for both of us to find ourselves. Any and all support is appreciated.

Thank you
l0rax/Scott

l0rax

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April 01, 2009 at 02:26 pm

Wait... I thought we were joining the church of Satan.

Oh godammit, you guys! I sacrificed my fucking parents to Lucifer! Now who's gonna bail me out when my rent is late?

You guys are dicks!

bunksteve ·

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April 01, 2009 at 02:49 pm

I am glad that you've seen the light. This is truly a momentous occasion.

bunksteve: I apologize profusely but Scientology is the one true path.

smurf ·

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April 01, 2009 at 06:46 pm

Amazing. I'm so surPRIsed you feeL this is the right path FOr yOu. WeLl, I wiSh you luck.

twat ·

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April 01, 2009 at 07:23 pm

Worst April fools joke ever.
(insert comic book guy image here)

r4ndy

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April 01, 2009 at 11:38 pm

The hidden message in twat's message says:

AIPRIL FOOWLIS

What's that mean?

Ran

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April 02, 2009 at 12:46 am

yeah yeah yeah. fuck off. i forgot to leave the i's lowercase.

twat ·

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April 02, 2009 at 09:11 am

Haha, touche.

smurf ·

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January 12, 2011 at 04:45 am

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