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Michael Jackson = Dead

June 27, 2009 at 03:19 pm

So on Thursday afternoon, Farrah Fawcett passed away. As Farrah approached the heavenly gates, God decided to grant her one wish for being such a philanthropist and lover of life while she was on Earth.

God said, "Farrah my child, what would you like?"

Farrah thoughtfully pondered the question and replied, "I want all the children on Earth to be safe."

In case you haven't heard, Michael Jackson is dead. If you didn't know this, then the joke probably wasn't so funny. But what IS funny? Fred Durst's twitter tribute to MJ:

Did it all for the kiddos

El terrible.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox 360? Nothing. They both come in black and white and both can be turned on by children.