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Sarah Palin is LOL

October 01, 2008 at 01:37 pm

Politics is dumb. This lady is funny. That's all.

5 comments

Categories: Politics

In 9 words by smurf - 109 views

Heart has Heart

September 23, 2008 at 01:09 pm

Ah man, I don't even have to say anything about this. These gals wrote all the jokes themselves (or would have, if it had been real.)

PS: Read this about Jamie Lynn Spears underage nude pics and such. Interesting.

4 comments

Categories: Celebrities, Politics

In 39 words by smurf - 104 views

Good times in Houston

September 12, 2008 at 07:23 pm

Imagine this: You've spent your entire life saving your money so that you could retire in a dream home on the beach. All of a sudden one day a huge hurricane threatens to take all of that away from you. It knocks down piers and sends residents fleeing for their lives. Then there is a man in a bear suit..

4 comments

Categories: General

In 60 words by smurf - 129 views

Yay Olympics

August 12, 2008 at 10:04 pm

I love the Olympics. I won't lie, I'm utterly entertained by them; and it's not just because it makes me laugh to watch George W. Bush getting a little touchy with Misty May-Treanor's backside (picture to the left).

What's not to enjoy? First there is Michael Phelps dominating EVERYONE and making me proud to be an Amuricannn. Then there are tons of photos of hot beach volleyball ass. Oh, don't forget about water polo nipple slips. And it wouldn't be an Olympics without the Spanish basketball team making their eyes look all chinky in a controversial photo.

Seriously, I eat this shit up.

(Psst.. Alicia Sacramone!)

10 comments

Categories: Sports

In 106 words by smurf - 250 views

More Hannah Montana Pictures!

August 02, 2008 at 10:48 pm

Disney channel girls are classy! More of the Miley Cyrus pictures have leaked to the Internetz.

How she keeps her job hawking children's clothing while not wearing any clothes, I'll never know.

8 comments

Categories: Celebrities

In 32 words by smurf - 239 views

Pull apart my double helix like a wishbone

August 01, 2008 at 11:11 am

2 comments

Categories: Entertainment

In 0 words by smurf - 152 views

The Dark Womanbeater

July 22, 2008 at 12:11 pm

Christian Bale is the man. No, I'm not saying that because I just saw The Dark Knight. Even better, I just read about him supposedly beating up his 61 yr old mom and 40 yr old sister (side note: his mom had his sister when she was 21? what a skank!)

The actor Christian Bale, 34, was arrested on Sunday night after his mother and sister reported him to police for an alleged assault. His mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, are said to have gone to a police station in Hampshire to make the claim, which was subsequently referred to the Metropolitan police.

What a badass. It takes a real man to stop fighting crime and start fighting relatives.

2 comments

Categories: Celebrities

In 115 words by smurf - 192 views

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

July 20, 2008 at 12:15 pm

I was debating on opening this post with a picture of some girl pretending to lick a thong. Then I remembered that Eluid's audience is much more mature than that and they would enjoy this geekgasm much more than the lingerie. Without further adieu, here is the movie trailer for Watchmen:

Here is an HD version.

If you're one of the few Internet nerds that hasn't heard of Watchmen, check out the thong picture instead: