Permalink Hayley Williams of Paramore topless

May 28, 2010 at 02:08 am

The Internet strikes again. Usually the only controversy from Twitter comes from a celebrity saying something stupid and having to apologize for it. This time it's a little bit more interesting.

Singer Hayley Williams of the emo band Paramore "accidentally" Twitpic'ed (or Titpic'ed?) a photo of herself topless. Now first off, to have a topless picture of yourself on your cell phone is a pretty big jump off the arrogant/attention-whore diving board. She has also claimed that she got hacked and didn't really upload the picture. Seriously? We're supposed to believe that some random guy got on her cell phone to upload this but she regained control 4 minutes later when she took the picture down?

ANYWAY, it may not as revealing as the Ashley Greene nudes nor as funny as the rumored sextape of Sandra Bullock smearing poop on her lip but click the image below to see Hayley Williams of Paramore naked.

Hayley Williams Naked

Thanks Internet, we owe you one.

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Permalink R.I.P. P SWIZZLE

September 14, 2009 at 09:38 pm

YO PATRICK

No but rly, Kanye is ignorant.

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Permalink Ashley Greene nude pictures

August 11, 2009 at 01:41 pm

I love when an actress takes pictures when they're younger that they regret when they get older. Usually it's one of those "I'll get naked if you promise to get me famous" last ditch attempts. 99% of the time, the person won't get famous.. but when they do, those nude pictures seem to pop up awfully quick. That's what happened to Ashley Greene (of Twilight fame.)

Ashley Greene

Click the picture for more, including one showing her shaved vaginer.

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Permalink Obama nude on unicorns

July 29, 2009 at 12:54 pm

I love this guy and his collection of nude president Obama paintings with unicorns.

Obama and House

ESPECIALLY when they include Dr. House.

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Permalink Michael Jackson = Dead

June 27, 2009 at 03:19 pm

So on Thursday afternoon, Farrah Fawcett passed away. As Farrah approached the heavenly gates, God decided to grant her one wish for being such a philanthropist and lover of life while she was on Earth.

God said, "Farrah my child, what would you like?"

Farrah thoughtfully pondered the question and replied, "I want all the children on Earth to be safe."


In case you haven't heard, Michael Jackson is dead. If you didn't know this, then the joke probably wasn't so funny. But what IS funny? Fred Durst's twitter tribute to MJ:

Did it all for the kiddos

El terrible.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox 360? Nothing. They both come in black and white and both can be turned on by children.

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Permalink Perez Hilton gets owned

June 23, 2009 at 09:50 pm

Yes, I hate a lot of people; but near the top of my list is anyone that says 'shocking things' for a laugh (Howard Stern? That fat chick on Comedy Central who talks about fucking niggers?) This also includes blogger Perez Hilton who regularly calls people faggot (cause he's gay, get it? HAHAHA) to entice some cheap laughs from the idiots that read his website.

Unfortunately for him, it's not just 300 pound fag hags and other homosexuals that visit the page. It also includes celebrities and pissed off band managers. One of these pissed off band managers, Polo Molina from the Black Eyed Peas, decided he was sick of it and slugged Perez in the face at a party.

That makes me smile to no end.. but not nearly as much as his overly dramatic tweet:

Perez Hilton Twitter

How about a picture of him crying in makeup? Hilarious, right?

Perez Hilton Twitter

He kind of reminds me of fris.

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Permalink Kim Kardashian is gross

March 25, 2009 at 12:54 pm

Almost every celebrity gets their photos 'retouched' nowadays before they are published in any magazines. Kim Kardashian is a perfect example of this and thanks to a mistake by Complex magazine (they uploaded the wrong image), we now get to see the before/after photos.

Kim Kardashian Photoshopped

Talk about a huge change. They gave her a tummy tuck, lightened her skin, removed her blemishes, and got rid of the gross cottage cheese covering her legs. Ew.

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Permalink This is Madonna's world, I just poop in it

February 15, 2009 at 09:31 pm

So there's this thing I've been doing lately. It's called being lazy. I pretty much just link to funny things before a bunch of other people link to said 'funny thing.'

Like right now I'm going to link to this clip of Christian Bale going off on Peter Griffin.

Now now, don't worry. It's nothing stupid. Trust me, it's not some gay remix of 'David Goes To The Dentist' and 'Christian Bale Rant.'

This on the other hand:

Distractions

Yeah, I love cake.

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