Wii Fit?
May 28, 2008 at 05:26 pm
I'll be honest here. My video game library pretty much goes from MLB2K8 to Grand Theft Auto to Call Of Duty 4.
I'm not a fan of the wii and the idea of a game to make myself less fat sounds ridiculous (isn't that why we play games anyway?!) but after watching this video, I might get one, who knows?!
I'm getting flashbacks to
this. Anyway, thanks bunksteve for showing me the video.
UPDATE: The identity of the girl came out. I forget her name but here is a picture of her:
Yeah, definitely better from the back. Oh well!
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Search Engine Optimization Rap
March 28, 2008 at 05:43 am
So.. most people on the Internetz have heard of SEO, ci? Watch this:
I don't even know how to comment or make fun of this. Really, what can I say? He has
more rap songs about W3 compatibility and other geekish things.
Watch
this NSFW video and thank ehsucks for it.
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OiNk is gone :(
October 23, 2007 at 11:28 am
It's sad times in Internet world today as the leading music torrent site on the net has been shut down.
OiNk was apparently
busted by some foreign government agency that I am too lazy to google for and figure out what their initials mean. Oh well, just give it time and another website will pop up. The piracy ball will never stop rolling but for now,
ISOHunt it up.
PS: GO SOX!
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SATELLITEEEEEeeee
August 13, 2007 at 04:25 pm
I finally got one of those job things that everyone talks so much about and it doesn't quite leave enough spare time for research on news stories about 3-legged prostitutes that beat their fathers because they didn't pay up front (I made that up but I'm sure theres been a similar story posted on Eluid in the past.) Here is my attempt at trying anyway..
Ah Bender. How I love
thee. Let me count the ways: 1 - You drink. 2 - You steal. 3 - You punch babies.
I'll probably lose man points for admitting this but I've recently become infatuated with the VH1 reality TV show 'Rock Of Love.' They started out with a
porn star on the show as well as
this chick with disgustingly fake tits that apparently will fuck anyone thats a D list celeb or above. It's only a matter of time before they reveal that one of the girls is really a man and that another one has SuperAIDS. Can't wait.
For years I've wondered who would win if Pirates and Ninjas faced off. Video game company Blazing Lizard has put my wondering to rest with their new video game '
Pirates Vs. Ninjas Dodgeball.' God bless those magnificent men.
Last but not least is
this video of a Dateline NBC employee that got busted at Defcon. The employee went undercover trying to get someone on camera to admit to illegal Gibson hax0ring but someone found out so they turned the tables on the reporter by having more than 150 people take HER picture and videotape HER. That's pretty much Pizza Hut Pizoned.
Time for a fucking nap.
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MMM Pour that bleach in my eye while I fuck mommy!
July 09, 2007 at 12:28 pm
I've never felt more safe and secure about flying on an airplane!
I'm not huge on video games but Microsoft is getting on my last fucking nerve. First they shove their
gay product placement into The Transformers Movie then they release new PC material for Gears Of War* that will probably cost a fucking mint if I want it for my 360. I'm not made of
money assholes. Also, the turnaround time on broken 360s went from 12 days to 6-8 weeks. Microsoft A+
Anyway, lets talk about an
incredibly fucked up news story!According to the police report, a man knocked on the woman's door at about 9 p.m. and told her he had a flat tire. The mother and son, whom police have not identified, went outside and were ambushed by a group of gun-wielding suspects.
The victims told police they were forced back into their home and beaten and sexually assaulted. According to authorities, the men raped, sodomized and beat the woman, then forced her son to participate in the assault at gunpoint, making him have sex with his mother in front of them.
The boy was then beaten and had numerous household cleaning liquids poured into his eyes, according to the police report.
I'm not sure about you guys but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to get hard enough to fuck my own mother, regardless of if there was a gun pointed at my head or not.
* - I had a video link for this up but the guys behind E3 bitched to YouTube and it was removed. I'll put another link back up if anyone has one.PS: Watch
this video instead. Hippies owned = Funny stuff.
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
July 05, 2007 at 05:57 pm

The other night I was out to dinner with my girlfriend and my parents. We were hitting up this fancy two story seafood restaurant. Once we finished dinner the girl and I went down to the first floor where the bathrooms are located. I did my business and was waiting outside of the ladies room when a posse of about 12 "mentally disabled individuals" strolled into the place. I chuckled quietly to myself but kept a straight face. The girl finished and as we were leaving I passed a semi-midget with downs. He looked up at me, smiled, and said 'HEY THERE BIG BOY!' I started to retort with 'HI LITTLE RETARD!' until I realized that 5 more of them had joined the original 12 and I was vastly outnumbered by drooling men. I bit my tongue, uttered a 'heh, hey..' and went on my way. It was easily the greatest missed opportunity of my entire life and I'm still losing sleep over it.
Anyway, my numero uno nig Mizi pointed me in the direction of
this article yesterday and I nearly came all over myself in excitement.
Do you have a really bad memory, or past heartache, that you would prefer to forget?
Researchers at Harvard and McGill University (in Montreal) are working on an amnesia drug that blocks or deletes bad memories. The technique seems to allow psychiatrists to disrupt the biochemical pathways that allow a memory to be recalled.
In a new study, published in the Journal of Psychiatric Research, the drug propranolol is used along with therapy to "dampen" memories of trauma victims. They treated 19 accident or rape victims for ten days, during which the patients were asked to describe their memories of the traumatic event that had happened 10 years earlier. Some patients were given the drug, which is also used to treat amnesia, while others were given a placebo.
A week later, they found that patients given the drug showed fewer signs of stress when recalling their trauma.
Similar research led by Professor Joseph LeDoux has been carried out at New York University on rats; scientists were able to remove a specific memory from the brains of rats while leaving the rest of the animals' memories intact. An amnesia drug called U0126 was administered.
Imagine all the repressed memories that you can COMPLETELY erase! For instance: Maybe you played truth or dare with your cousin as a child, and he convinced you to do the whole thing in the nude, then he came out of the closet 10 years later. You can take this drug and forget the entire thing happened like I'm trying to do. (Yep, true story.)
Last but not least is geek news. The entire world is mad at Apple for
stealing from artists. That makes me happy. Not nearly as happy as
this article makes me tho. Microsoft is increasing the warranty of XBox 360s to 3 years time AND it's costing them $1.5 billion to do so.
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iPhone mania OMGZ
June 29, 2007 at 10:57 pm
So the iPhone finally dropped today. I've been ignoring geek and technology news/websites all day long for no reason other than I'm sick of hearing about the god damned thing. Unfortunately my buddy esprsoman waited in line today to get one, and after seeing these photos of what Eluid looks like on it .. I'm kind of jealous. Kind of.
It DOES look pretty sweet :(
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This woman is WIITARDED
January 13, 2007 at 10:20 pm
It's
Darwinism at work.
SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- A woman who competed in a radio station's contest to see how much water she could drink without going to the bathroom died of water intoxication, the coroner's office said Saturday.
Jennifer Strange, 28, was found dead Friday in her suburban Rancho Cordova home hours after taking part in the "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest in which KDND 107.9 promised a Nintendo Wii video game system for the winner.
"She said to one of our supervisors that she was on her way home and her head was hurting her real bad," said Laura Rios, one of Strange's co-workers at Radiological Associates of Sacramento. "She was crying and that was the last that anyone had heard from her."
It was not immediately known how much water Strange consumed. A preliminary investigation found evidence "consistent with a water intoxication death," said assistant Coroner Ed Smith.
Moron.
Also, fuck Peyton Manning.
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